*THE VAST HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY*

[The Persnickety Platypus]

This is it. The day of reckoning.

There is no doubt. No more fooling ourselves. A haunting specter has arisen. It's broad hand casts a shadow over our societies most hallowed institutions, and will advert it's force at nothing short of it's ultimate goal:

WORLD DOMINATION


Religious Conservatives have been warning us for years. They have fought countless foes in the perpetration of their noble message (evidence, logic, facts, reason), yet bravely continue their plight of truth. Dauntless and enduring, their message miraculously survives today, even despite the hoards of autocratic homosexual liberal communist abortionists currently controlling our society.

Beware of Liberals; do not succumb to their evil agenda! They will try to smooth talk you, catch you off guard, lead you astray. They will inquire as to why "so called moral Christians" are not concerned with the "real" matters plaquing our world; global poverty, insufficient health care, the energy crisis, global warming, the national debt, inflation, malnutrition, natural disasters, plaque. What they do not realize is that it is the dreaded HOMOSEXUALS who are perpetrating all these ailments!!! It's True!!!

Homosexuals are stealing food from the hungry!!!
Homosexuals are injecting people with illnesses and stealing the government subsidised funds aimed at curing them!!!
Homosexuals are using up all our oil!!!
Homosexuals are melting to polar ice caps, causing sea levels to rise!!!
Homosexuals are responsible for the uncompensated government spending!!! They blackmailed Reagan into starting it, and are doing the same to Bush!!!
Homosexuals are warming the seas and sprinkling magical hurricane dust into the atmosphere!!! They created all the hurricanes last year, and are planning even more this year!!!
Wondering why your dollar isn't worth as much nowadays? Homosexuals!!!
Homosexuals have hi-jacked our education system!!! They are conducting new anal sex classes, and indocrinating our innocent children to their evil ways!!!
Homosexuals eat kittens!!!
Homosexuals seek to destroy the institution of marriage!!! Once gaining ultimate political power, they will decree that all couples separate and choose new same-sex partners!!!
Homosexuals order thousands of babies to be aborted every year against the mother and father's will!!!
Homosexuals are currently in the process of BANNING CHRISTIANITY!!! Don't be mislead by the fact that 98% of our elected leaders are professed Christians!!! Liberal lies!!!



Time is waning! We must do something about these homosexuals, lest they destroy all we hold dear! Now that you are aware of the full extend of the homosexual agenda, you are probably wondering what you can do to join the resistance.

(1) First and foremost, you must sign the petition. Upon signing, you will be admitted to my underground gay/liberal/feminist/abortionist/evolutionist/humanist resistance movement dubbed F.A.G. (Fight Against Gays). Further instruction will follow.

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Our official chant (to be used whenever faced with a particularly compelling pro-gay rights argument) is thus:

"Man+Woman good, Man+Man bad"

(Lyrics by George Orwell)


(2) To avoid indoctrination into the homosexual liberal communist feminist humanist evolutionist abortionist lesbian dogma, one must wear a string of garlic around his neck. (I am told that this also helps fend off vampires. How convenient!)


(3) One must make their social stance known. A few suggestions:

- Make all your posts on message boards related to homosexuality. Never talk about anything that actually matters. Start lots of anti-homo/liberal/evolutionist/feminist/abortionist/ect threads, but never present any actual arguments or evidence. Especially evidence. Evidence is for liberals.

- Loudly exclaim "Ewww that's gross" whenever homosexuality is mentioned in a public setting.

- Stage obnoxious protests outside military funerals. Hold up signs with slogans like "God hates fags" and "America is going to hell for tolerating gays". For more information, visit http://www.godhatesfags.com.




Now, let's get some intelligent discussion going. Questions for debate:

1. What other venues of society have the homosexuals infiltrated?
2. What else can we do to stop them?

[Ncik666]

Problem is the "nature of man" is pretty dam sad when it gets right down to it. Thats what (to almost quote Dawkins) out-group hostility is all about. As an example "I am a christian. Those of non christian beliefs are evil. Thusly those of non christian beliefs should all be killed or at least despised" this may seem a bit extreme but there are a lot of cases where that is the conclusion of thought.
To get back to the actuall post, anything anybody does in there own home is ok as long as all partys are consenting and no extreme pain or death eventuates from these actions. Thats my belief, people need to stay out of each others business a bit more, and stop suspecting others of trying to take over the world just because they happen to not like you're personal choice.

[melikio]

Thats my belief, people need to stay out of each others business a bit more, and stop suspecting others of trying to take over the world just because they happen to not like you're personal choice.

Exactly!

I see a lot of people saying (believe it, or else); that qoes prcatically NOWHERE; it's not nearly as effective as living what you believe (lovingly serving, meeting the practical need of other human beings.

The WHOLE hype thing which many have placed upon "homosexuals", is sure to backfire; actually I think it has already begun to.

-Mel-

[Caligar]

Melikio And Ncik, your logic is flawed.
By your line of reasoning if you kill someones entire family and all friends of that family, you have done no harm, since it will effect nobody.

[Goat]

Melikio And Ncik, your logic is flawed.
By your line of reasoning if you kill someones entire family and all friends of that family, you have done no harm, since it will effect nobody.

Well, if you kill someones entire family, that counter act ' sever pain or death'.

[AClockWorkOrange]

murder is not like staying out of peoples lives...In fact, it runs close to the opposite.

You also seem dangerously close to equating murder with homosexuality.

If you are, bravo.

[The Persnickety Platypus]

By your line of reasoning if you kill someones entire family and all friends of that family, you have done no harm, since it will effect nobody.

It is certainly going to effect the people you killed. They were going about their lives happily, and because of your actions (whatever those might have been), they are now dead. I would say those actions had a pretty big effect, don't you think?

[melikio]

Melikio And Ncik, your logic is flawed.

Caligar, I didn't imply what you are saying I did; I think it's clear enough that you are either thinking of something altogether different from that which I communicated. I invite you to review old posts of mine (not merely my posts on "homosexuality"), to perhaps get a better understanding of what I'm saying overall. I am a proponent of "liberty", but where I'm concerned that doesn't necessarily mean that just "anything" goes or is "good".

By your line of reasoning if you kill someones entire family and all friends of that family, you have done no harm, since it will effect nobody.

I'm not sure what you're getting at, really. You don't make any sense (within the context of what I actually meant or managed to imply).

(Walking away... now. Sometimes it's just better to go somewhere else for awhile.)

-Mel-

[Caligar]

What i'm saying is if your dead you obviously can't be unhappy, or respond to anything. Therefore They are not unhappy that they are dead. Therefore, the fact that they are dead has no effect on them.

My comparison is that saying homosexuals cause no harm because it docent effect anyone else, is the same as the scenario I proposed in my original post.

[Ncik666]

This makes no sense Caligar. To kill someone is definetely affecting them, while they're still alive. Even if you instantaneusly kill someone it still effects them, besides that, I happened to mention the fact that death is not something that should be tolerated at all.
Anyway how can someones personal sexual choice be equated to death? It has none of the side effects of death, I'm really not sure where you're drawing you're logic from.

[Caligar]

This makes no sense Caligar. To kill someone is definetely affecting them, while they're still alive. Even if you instantaneusly kill someone it still effects them, besides that, I happened to mention the fact that death is not something that should be tolerated at all.
Anyway how can someones personal sexual choice be equated to death? It has none of the side effects of death, I'm really not sure where you're drawing you're logic from.

How would it affect them if they die instantly? A human beings thought prosess does not travel at infinite speed, therefore they would not notice being killed. Unless your suggesting that people still think after they are dead.