Daily laugh

FinalEnigma · Post by **FinalEnigma** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:00 pm

Everybody likes to laugh, so I thought I'd amuse myself by starting a thread with the purpose of just posting whatever funny things you come across to brighten others' days just a little bit. So feel free to post away. it can be jokes, pictures, funny stories, anything that makes you laugh.

Darias · Post by **Darias** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:29 pm

So I just found out that it's true there's a Cockney version of the Bible. Here's the lord's prayer:

Lord's Prayer wrote:'ello, Dad, up there in good old 'eaven,
Your name is, well, great and 'oly,
and we respect you, Guv.

We 'ope we can all 'ave a butcher's at 'eaven
and be there as soon as possible.
And we want to make you 'appy, Guv,
and do what you want 'ere on earth,
just like what you do in 'eaven.

Guv, please give us some Uncle Fred,
and enough grub and stuff to keep us going today.
And we 'ope you'll forgive us when we cock things up,
just like we're supposed to forgive them who annoy us
and do dodgy stuff to us.

There's a lot of dodgy people around, Guv;
please don't let us get tempted to do bad things.
'elp keep us away from all the nasty, evil stuff
and keep that dodgy Satan away from us,
'cos you're much stronger than 'im.

You're the Boss, God,
and will be forever, innit?

Cheers,
Amen.

keithprosser3 · Post by **keithprosser3** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:52 pm

Not a belly laugh, just brilliant wit.
Stoneage song

Danmark · Post by **Danmark** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:25 pm

When looking for laughs, you need go no further than the 'Probation' subtopic.

This guy got banned almost before he could finish his last post. He wrote this in response to Osteng moving his post to 'Random Ramblings:'

LISTEN HERE YOU RETARDED IDIOT.

Christianity and Apologetics
Argue for and against Christianity

THIS IS WERE I POSTED THIS.

THIS IS ABOUT

Christianity and Apologetics

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not to be outdone by that effort, he wrote:

I am thinking(If the Lord be willing) about starting a web site where there are no rules where there is no censorship. AND THERE WILL BE NO MODS.

Everyone of these christian web sites are overloaded with old people as mods. And all they have to do is wait to die and sit in front of a computer all day and monitor every letter of ever word that anyone post. Just so they can have something in life to do.

I am sick of it.

And if you post one word they do not agree with or if they take a dislike to you. They will move heaven and hell to bother you.

I am sick of them.

In fact that is how I have overcame many of my enemies on these websites THEY PASSED AWAY.

Maybe God will give me something else to do soon.

lol

I like how he 'overcame' his 'enemies' because they 'passed away.'

At least he is humble. He gives God the credit for his posts.
I wonder what task God will assign him next.

keithprosser3 · Post by **keithprosser3** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:54 pm

Another HH classic

Darias · Post by **Darias** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:29 pm

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Danmark · Post by **Danmark** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:37 pm

Darias wrote: [center][youtube][/youtube][/center]

How do you explain being able to talk when you don't have a brain?

Zetesis Apistia · Post by **Zetesis Apistia** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:52 pm

Darias wrote: [center][youtube][/youtube][/center]

I want to attack her so maybe I'm a dog.

Clownboat · Post by **Clownboat** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:57 pm

Zetesis Apistia wrote:
Darias wrote: [center][youtube][/youtube][/center]
I want to attack her so maybe I'm a dog.

After the 3rd time watching this, I realized something.
She has eyes!
That's right, same spot as us men have them! Can learn something knew everyday.

Nickman · Post by **Nickman** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:01 pm

Darias wrote: [center][youtube][/youtube][/center]

I think I know where her brains are at!

Clownboat · Post by **Clownboat** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:05 pm

Nickman wrote:
Darias wrote: [center][youtube][/youtube][/center]
I think I know where her brains are at!

Right in there with her pair of personalities!

Uh oh!
Does this prove god?

God, gave us two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.