What religion and Christianity couldn't possibly understand.

[mickeymudge]

My name is Lawrence. I was directed to post a topic here so that others can learn more about my presence here. I promise to try to be at my best, but please understand that I have no place for incredulous people. The bible is so misunderstood today that it's teachings has spawned atheists, and even the weak theory of evolution.

People want so badly to understand what has happened, and what the bible means. You don't have to suffer any longer. I come equipped with over 34 years of needed knowledge of the Supernatural to understand these things, in addition to being privy to four events myself. I am not a messiah, I am not a prophet, I'm simply some poor soul that accidentally found out, that my education is paramount to understanding the bible. Simply put, without it, anyone would be unqualified to read the bible. If they do, you would most likely see things result from it like wars, family barriers, and other non agreeing events. You will also see things like overlooked events in the bible which aren't explained by society.

The only thing that I'm going to share is that the bible is NOT what mainstream society thinks that it is. My research in this matter is backed by several Doctors, Scientists, Authors, Gifted people, Researchers, and numerous others.

[DanieltheDragon]

[Replying to post 1 by mickeymudge]

Present away so that we may assess your grand revelation! If you got something that confirms supernatural events it would be interesting indeed.

[Divine Insight]

The bible is so misunderstood today that it's teachings has spawned atheists, and even the weak theory of evolution.

The Bible has not spawned the theory of evolution. Nor is the theory of evolution weak. So you are dead wrong on two counts already.

I am not a prophet, I'm simply some poor soul that accidentally found out, that my education is paramount to understanding the bible. Simply put, without it, anyone would be unqualified to read the bible.

Excuse me?

Where in the Bible is there any prophecy saying that we need mickeymudge before we can understand it?

Where in the Bible does Jesus proclaim that he is such an inept teacher and messenger than we'll need to wait until mickeymudge comes along before we can understand his teachings?

I don't mean to be picky, but I think these questions should be answered before moving forward.

[Overcomer]

You certainly have my curiosity piqued. By all means, share your hermeneutical tools with us.

[mickeymudge]

[Replying to post 1 by mickeymudge]

Present away so that we may assess your grand revelation! If you got something that confirms supernatural events it would be interesting indeed.

I just posted a thread titled something to the effect of What really happened in the Garden of Eden. That's a good place to start. Now of course the bible is filled with Supernatural events, just like it's preface warns about. In that same chapter, God even puts Adam to sleep. Another alien ability. Most notably recognized by a common pest we hear about frequently known as the grays.

I'm not sure if you're asking for ANY Supernatural events in the bible, or just ones directly from God, or what. There are both however. We lost our Supernatural abilities to God through punishments.

If you just want some examples, the Holy Ghost and Holy Spirit are listed by people after the Tower of Babel. God removed our natural ability to talk to each other using Telepathy. He did however only disable our Transmit. We know this because reports of people being abducted often report that aliens are talking to them without opening their mouths. The people in the bible would hear god talking to them through Telepathy, and had no other way to identify this other then the holy ghost and holy spirit.

Moses parting the sea is a supernatural ability, and Jesus walking on water is a supernatural ability, and one of our secondary abilities known as perceive or visions, is also a supernatural ability. Jesus keeping enemy's away by projection bad images to them is also a supernatural ability.

[mickeymudge]

The bible is so misunderstood today that it's teachings has spawned atheists, and even the weak theory of evolution.

The Bible has not spawned the theory of evolution. Nor is the theory of evolution weak. So you are dead wrong on two counts already.

I am not a prophet, I'm simply some poor soul that accidentally found out, that my education is paramount to understanding the bible. Simply put, without it, anyone would be unqualified to read the bible.

Excuse me?

Where in the Bible is there any prophecy saying that we need mickeymudge before we can understand it?

Where in the Bible does Jesus proclaim that he is such an inept teacher and messenger than we'll need to wait until mickeymudge comes along before we can understand his teachings?

I don't mean to be picky, but I think these questions should be answered before moving forward.

Well first of all, you either didn't read what I wrote, or you misunderstood it. I never said it was written that you will need Mickeymudge to understand these things, what I wrote was that it in fact is prefaced in the bible that it deals with supernatural events.

So let me simplify this for you. Lets say you are a total virgin to math, and a book tells you that it frequently deals with math problems, do you think you're going to understand it?

You are more than welcome to challenge why I would understand these things and you wouldn't. All you have to do is is study the field for the next 34 years of your life, and we will be on the same page.

The incorrect understanding of the bible has created Atheists, and Evolution, IMO. While there is no proof, I can totally understand why this would happen.

[Overcomer]

mickey wrote:

While there is no proof, I can totally understand why this would happen.

If there is no proof, why would you believe it?

[mickeymudge]

mickey wrote:

While there is no proof, I can totally understand why this would happen.

If there is no proof, why would you believe it?

Because Evolution has no proof.

[Divine Insight]

You are more than welcome to challenge why I would understand these things and you wouldn't. All you have to do is is study the field for the next 34 years of your life, and we will be on the same page.

I'm 65 and I've been studying the Bible since before I was a teen. So I guess that gives me over 55 years under my belt. So when you catch up to me let me know and then we can discuss it.

[mickeymudge]

You are more than welcome to challenge why I would understand these things and you wouldn't. All you have to do is is study the field for the next 34 years of your life, and we will be on the same page.

I'm 65 and I've been studying the Bible since before I was a teen. So I guess that gives me over 55 years under my belt. So when you catch up to me let me know and then we can discuss it.

As the example I explained before, studying a math test for over 55 years might lead you to believe you are an expert in the subject, but it would be best if you understood math to begin with. Your example is sure to create misunderstandings and beliefs that are incorrect, which I'm sorry to say explains today's mainstream religion.