Everything in the Bible STOLEN from Ancient Pagan Texts!

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Everything in the christian bible was taken from Ancient Pagan Texts that pre-dated it by thousands of years. This has been proven time and time again, and is becoming harder and harder for christians to deny. By examining various Ancient Pagan Texts and comparing the epics and stories within with the bible, it can be clearly seen how the bible has simply copied these texts, only changing a few minor details such as the names of people or places.

Ofcourse, there is one question that is bound to arise. How can we be certain that christianity copied from the Pagans, and not the other way around? Well, first, the Pagan Texts predated the christian Texts by some good 1000 years. This rules out any possibility of the Pagan's having copied from the christians. Even in the bible, it states that christianity came long after Paganism.

One good example of this copying of Text is the story of "Noah's Ark". A very similar epic appeared some thousands of years before the bible in Ancient Sumeria. Only, in the Ancient Sumerian Epic, Enki (The God of Science and Engineering) appeared to Ziusudra and instructed him to build a boat that would be able to withstand a large wave of water, as some of the other Gods had been planning to let humanity suffer in the coming deluge. Enki also instructed Ziusudra to take onto the boat the "seeds of life", so that after the flood, life could be sustained on earth once again.
This epic appeared thousands of years before "Noah's Ark" of the bible.

There are tons of other examples. Everything in the bible, even down to the "star characters" has it's Pagan match and was stolen from Pagan Texts.


"Jewish monotheism was stolen from Egyptian Akhenaton


The Jewish creation was stolen from the Egyptian Creation ¹


The Jewish Yahweh's use of the word to create was stolen from the Egyptians (Jewish Yaweh replaces Ptah) ²


"Let there be Light" was stolen from the Theban Creation epic.³


The "firmament in the midst of the waters…" was stolen from the Egyptian Creation4


Adam and Eve were stolen from the Egyptian Geb and Nut 5


Eve coming from Adam's rib was stolen from the Epic of Enki and

Ninhursag: "My brother what hurts thee?
"My rib hurts me"
ANET, 41.
Ninti who's name means
"Lady of the Rib" cured Enki's rib6


Adam and Eve's punishment and loss of immortality were stolen from the Mesopotamian story of Adapa
(Jewish Yaweh replaces Sumerian Enki)7


Jewish Cain, Abel and Seth were stolen from Osiris, Set and Horus8


The conflict between Cain and Abel was stolen from Set and Osiris and as the story goes on, it is later based upon the Sumerian Dumuzi and Enkimdu 9


Jewish Samson was stolen from Heracles,



The putting out of his eyes is based on Oedipus


The pulling down of the pillars was stolen from the Egyptian tale about Re-Herakhte10
The Jewish story of Jacob and the Ladder was stolen from the Egyptian Funerary Rituals for the deceased King
"Hail to thee, O Ladder of God, Hail to thee, O Ladder of Set. Stand up O Ladder of God, Stand up O Ladder of Set, stand up O Ladder of Horus, whereon Osiris went forth into heaven.� “The Egyptian Ladder consisting of the bodies of two Egyptian deities upon which Osiris ascends into heaven, has been replaced by a ladder with several supernatural beings, angels, climbing up and down between earth and heaven."11







Jewish Moses was stolen from several Gods and kings, depending on what stage of his life story:



Sargon (the birth and abandonment in the river, being rescued by royalty, etc)


The wanderings in the desert were based upon the Sun-God Bacchus as seen in the Hymns of Orpheus 12


The Hebrew stint of "40 years in the desert" claimed in the Jewish book of Exodus and the subsequent "40 day and 40 nights" wanderings in the desert of the Jewish Nazarene were stolen from:
"The struggle of Set and Horus in the desert lasted forty days, as commemorated in the forty days of the Egyptian Lent, during which time Set, as the power of drought and sterility, made war on Horus in the water and the buried germinating grain....These forty days have been extended into forty years, and confessedly so by the Jews."13

Jewish Joshua was stolen from the Egyptian Deities Shu and Nun.14


Jewish Deborah was stolen from the Egyptian Goddess Neith 15


Jewish Noah was stolen from Sumerian Ziusudra
The fictitious Jewish God Yaweh in the Noah story replaced the Sumerian God Enlil, aka Beelzebub


Noah's son Jewish Ham was stolen from Belus 16


Jewish Nimrod was stolen from the Egyptian Pharaoh Sesostris17


Jewish Abraham was stolen from King Hariscandra of the Hindu Sankhayana-Sutras

Jewish Isaac was stolen from King Hariscandra's son Rohita
The fictitious Jewish God Yaweh in this story replaced the Hindu God Varuna18


Jewish character Daniel was stolen from Egyptian Neferti 19


Jewish Jonah and the whale; Jonah was stolen from the Hindu character "Saktideva" found in the Somadeva Bhatta.


The "Twelve Tribes of Israel" like the Twelve Disciples of Christ are based upon the twelve signs of the Zodiac.


Jewish Lot and his wife were stolen from the Greek Orpheus and Eurydice
Jewish Yaweh replaces the Greek God Hades


Jewish Jacob and Jewish Esau were stolen from Horus and Set20


Jewish Rebekah was stolen from The Egyptian Goddess Isis21


Jewish Joseph with the eleven brothers was stolen from Egyptian Psammetichus22


Jewish story of Joseph and Potipher's wife stolen from Egyptian Anubis and Bata23


"The Ten Plagues" against Egypt were grossly exaggerated and altered and stolen from the Ipuwer Papyrus 24


The Ten commandments was stolen from The Code of Hammurabi Jewish Yaweh replaces the Sumerian Sun God Shamash aka Azazel25


Jewish David killing Philistine Goliath were stolen from Thor throwing a hammer at Hrungnir and striking him in the forehead.26


The Jewish Job was stolen from Ugaritic Keret and Jewish Yaweh replaces the God "El."


The Jewish "Job," was stolen from a story written in the Ugaritic language (Cuneiform Script), composed circa 1400 BCE by "Ilimilku The Scribe." This epic involves "Keret" and the God "El." NOT Job and Jehova. Keret's family tragedies and illness are comparable with the story of Job. In the original tale, "Satan" never even entered into the picture.
Here, Jewish Jehova replaces El27"

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-Egyptian Cat

[Cathar1950]

dear egyptian cat,

i'd like to know what you think of Lewis' argument if you get a chance to read it. One of your claims that made me smile was the one about Christ's disciples and the signs of the zodiac. Are you claiming that 12 disciples is a replica of the zodiac. How apart from their equal number are they imitations of eachother?

FLTK

I would think the 12 disciples represents the 12 tribes of Israel.
The tribes probably represented the zodiac but not necessarily directly.

[I AM ALL I AM]

The zodiac is mentioned in the Bible at Job 38:32, where the author refers to the "Mazzaroth"/12 signs.

The tribes of Israel are split into 12.

Jesus has 18 years missing, which happen to be between the ages of 12 and 30. 12 astrological signs split into 30 degree segments on the circular zodiac chart. Of course the Sun is placed in the middle of the chart on the cross formed by the solstices and equinoxes.

If you are looking for exact correlations between each apostle and the equivalent star sign, apparently Clement of Alexandria wrote about the Valentian Gnostic Theodotus identifying the 12 apostles with the 12 signs of the zodiac, also apparently Josephus and Philo equate the 12 apostles with the 12 astrological start signs. It might not be so easy to find those texts though.

[I AM ALL I AM]

Bible Myths And Their Parallels In Other Religions

http://ia300027.us.archive.org/2/items/ ... anuoft.pdf

[Chapters Include]

THE CREATION AND FALL OF MAN

THE DELUGE

THE TOWER OF BABEL

THE TRIAL OF ABRAHAM S FAITH

JACOB S VISION OF THE LADDER

THE EXODUS FROM EGYPT

RECEIVING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

SAMSON AND HIS EXPLOITS

JONAH SWALLOWED BY A BIG FISH

CIRCUMCISION

THE MIRACULOUS BIRTH OF CHRIST JESUS

THE STAR OP BETHLEHEM

THE SONG OF THE HEAVENLY HOST

THE DIVINE CHILD RECOGNIZED, AND PRESENTED WITH GIFTS

THE BIRTH-PLACE OF CHRIST JESUS

THE GENEALOGY OF CHRIST JESUS

THE SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS

THE TEMPTATION, AND FAST OF FORTY DAYS

THE CRUCIFIXION OF CHRIST JESUS

THE DARKNESS AT THE CRUCIFIXION

"HE DESCENDED INTO HELL"

THE RESURRECTION AND ASCENSION OF CHRIST JESUS

THE SECOND COMING OP CHRIST JESUS, AND THE MILLENNIUM

CHRIST JESUS AS JUDGE OF THE DEAD

CHRIST JESUS AS CREATOR, AND ALPHA AND OMEGA

THE MIRACLES OF CHRIST JESUS, AND THE PRIMITIVE CHRISTIANS

CHRIST CRISHNA AND CHRIST JESUS

CHRIST BUDDHA AND CHRIST JESUS

THE EUCHARIST OR LORD S SUPPER

BAPTISM

THE WORSHIP OP THE VIRGIN MOTHER

CHRISTIAN SYMBOLS

THE BIRTH-DAT OP CHRIST JESUS

THE TRINITY