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Hi, I thought it would be a good idea to inject some humour into the land. I've posted this in the A Room to try and avoid any offence that could be caused (I know some people are easily offended). Although - if its inappropriate, feel free to lock/remove this thread.
So, any jokes/funny stories on Religion or Atheism?

I'll start with one:

A man is walking home from work, when he sees a small boy in the street with a box of kittens.
"Wow, there's some cute kittens you've got there, son!" Says the man
"Yes, they're Christian kittens" The boy replies
"Aw, thats sweet"

A week later, the man is walking back from a meeting with his friend, when he sees the same boy with his kittens.
"Judy, go and ask that boy what he's got in that box. He's got the cutest answer" Said the man
Judy walks over to the boy and asks: "Hey, what do you have there? Those kittens are so sweet"
"Yes" Replies the boy "They're Atheist kittens"
"What?" Said the man "Last week you said they were Christian kittens"
"Yeah, but now their eyes are open" Replied the boy

=D>
Funny? No? - Just me then :sadblinky:

Any other jokes/stories to share?

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lmfao.


Good one, especially since we have a batch of kittens now!

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Do you know what you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason!
Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John

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And one about Atheism

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Oh, and:
McCulloch wrote:Do you know what you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
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VermilionUK wrote:And one about Atheism

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Of course, atheism isn't really about that....

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Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John

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When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
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Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh, because they have been darned.
Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John

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My ultimate favourite, although you have to frequent more "normal" forums to get it:

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I really couldn't stop laughing at it.

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Why Evolution is True
Universe from nothing

Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
- Christopher Hitchens

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When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
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