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Everybody likes to laugh, so I thought I'd amuse myself by starting a thread with the purpose of just posting whatever funny things you come across to brighten others' days just a little bit. So feel free to post away. it can be jokes, pictures, funny stories, anything that makes you laugh.

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Did you know that Pope Benedict XVI is leaving the church for Taiwan where he’s going to Bancock.

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Dog says sausages!

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fastforward to 1:30 for the sausages part which is my fave, or watch the whole 3 minutes. The whole thing is funny but the sausages will floor you.
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“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�

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I've always found it hard to laugh while throwing up. Just looking at those guys . . . .

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My joke for the day is that Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual!

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Nickman wrote: My joke for the day is that Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual!

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“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�

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Goat wrote:
Nickman wrote: My joke for the day is that Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual!

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I love it. Its a classic.

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This is reminiscent of some of the arguments we see on DCR;
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Nickman wrote: This is reminiscent of some of the arguments we see on DCR;
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Love it!

Reminds me of an old joke my Dad used to tell.

"Honey! Wake up! You've got to go to school."

"Doan wanna go to school."

"Why don't you want to go to school?"

"Everybody hates me. The kids hate me. The teachers hate me. Why do I have to go?"

"Because you're the principal."


OK. Don't know how funny that is, but he used to tell it to groups that included teachers and principals. They were all Christians and it was hard to come up with a good one that was clean.

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