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Daily laugh
Post #1Everybody likes to laugh, so I thought I'd amuse myself by starting a thread with the purpose of just posting whatever funny things you come across to brighten others' days just a little bit. So feel free to post away. it can be jokes, pictures, funny stories, anything that makes you laugh.
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Post #491
So I've been house / pet sitting for some friends. On day one, Monday this week, I lost one cat and a quarter bag of weed. Can only assume cat ran off with it.
I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
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Post #492
.. no he didn't!JoeyKnothead wrote: So I've been house / pet sitting for some friends. On day one, Monday this week, I lost one cat and a quarter bag of weed. Can only assume cat ran off with it.
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Post #493
He flew off with it.arian wrote:.. no he didn't!JoeyKnothead wrote: So I've been house / pet sitting for some friends. On day one, Monday this week, I lost one cat and a quarter bag of weed. Can only assume cat ran off with it.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
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Post #494
Round here it got so cold last winter when we tried to talk the words froze and fell to the ground. We had to put them in a frying pan to hold a conversation.JoeyKnothead wrote: …it got so hot one summer, the corn went to poppin' and the cows thought it was snow and froze to death.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
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“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�
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Post #496
“What do you think science is? There is nothing magical about science. It is simply a systematic way for carefully and thoroughly observing nature and using consistent logic to evaluate results. So which part of that exactly do you disagree with? Do you disagree with being thorough? Using careful observation? Being systematic? Or using consistent logic?�
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George Carlin
Post #497George Carlin on abortion / conservatives
NSFW language, ya know, 'cause Carlin...
NSFW language, ya know, 'cause Carlin...
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Hilarious Response to Ted Cruz
Post #498I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
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Re: Hilarious Response to Ted Cruz
Post #499Funny as that is, I miss the real masters of satire such as Paul Krassner who could make you believe a preposterous story could be a genuine journalistic scoop right until the last line. The Huff Post piece is Saturday Night Live style satire, intended to be funny from beginning to end. A worthy enough brand of humor. But a 'hot' (*) medium like TV cannot sustain the necessary mood like a 'cool' (*) medium such as print can. (Or radio for that matter. Remember War of the Worlds?) TV has conquered the world and become the paradigm of all media. Funny, that.
* Please don't tell me no one remembers Marshall McLuhan.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
William Blake
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Post #500
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As Will Rogers is famously quoted: "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
If it wasn't so tragic it would be funny.
As Will Rogers is famously quoted: "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
If it wasn't so tragic it would be funny.
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