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VermilionUK Scholar
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Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:10 pm Post subject: Jokes and funny stories |
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Hi, I thought it would be a good idea to inject some humour into the land. I've posted this in the A Room to try and avoid any offence that could be caused (I know some people are easily offended). Although - if its inappropriate, feel free to lock/remove this thread.
So, any jokes/funny stories on Religion or Atheism?
I'll start with one:
A man is walking home from work, when he sees a small boy in the street with a box of kittens.
"Wow, there's some cute kittens you've got there, son!" Says the man
"Yes, they're Christian kittens" The boy replies
"Aw, thats sweet"
A week later, the man is walking back from a meeting with his friend, when he sees the same boy with his kittens.
"Judy, go and ask that boy what he's got in that box. He's got the cutest answer" Said the man
Judy walks over to the boy and asks: "Hey, what do you have there? Those kittens are so sweet"
"Yes" Replies the boy "They're Atheist kittens"
"What?" Said the man "Last week you said they were Christian kittens"
"Yeah, but now their eyes are open" Replied the boy
Funny? No? - Just me then 
Any other jokes/stories to share? |
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Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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lmfao.
Good one, especially since we have a batch of kittens now! |
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Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Do you know what you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason! |
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| VermilionUK Scholar
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Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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And one about Atheism
Oh, and:
| McCulloch wrote: | Do you know what you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason! |
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Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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| VermilionUK wrote: | And one about Atheism
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Of course, atheism isn't really about that.... |
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Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh, because they have been darned. |
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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My ultimate favourite, although you have to frequent more "normal" forums to get it:
I really couldn't stop laughing at it.
More good ones:
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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