Question for Moderators

[AdHoc]

Hypothetically, what would happen if a person on this forum posted disrespectful comments about a person's dog?

[Philbert]

You see, if you were in the half that goes, I'd be all for it, whatever it was - I've forgotten now.

I have two special talents that make me really popular with everybody.

1) A substantial deficit of social skills and...

2) An uncanny natural talent for ripping any cozy little group consensus to shreds.

As example, see how I just bragged? I know it's true, and you do too, but it's socially stupid to say it out loud because now I've triggered the reader's ego, which is the only thing anybody really cares about in the end.

I can do social skills when I need to, but much of the time I don't bother, cause I'll be dead soon anyway, and it's just so darn boring...