How to irritate an atheist.
Have any of these ever happended to you? Which is your favourite?
For me it is a toss up between #7 and #18
How to irritate an atheist
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If you've hung around Cyberspace as long as I have (since 1979), they've ALL happened... I think Harvey's trying to pull #44 on us right now...
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Which reminds me - ol' mate Harv hasn't answered my question yet - is he an agnostic theist or a gnostic theist?jimspeiser wrote:If you've hung around Cyberspace as long as I have (since 1979), they've ALL happened... I think Harvey's trying to pull #44 on us right now...
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This has to be the one for me.67) Knock on his door at 9:00 in the morning and offer him a pamphlet.
You have a number of possible replies:
1 No thank you (smile and close the door)
2 I am already a Christian (grimace and close the door)
3 I do not believe in God (close the door 45 minutes later...)
4 I am a satanist (close the door and nail up the letterbox...)
5 I am gay (leave the door open and watch him run)
6 Say nothing and stare at him...and stare at him...and stare at him
7 Invite him in and offer him a biscuit coated with Ex-Lax...then watch him run!
But the best is...look out of the window and leave the bugger on the doorstep
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My parents had a great way to handle this. My dad kept his talis, yarmulke and Torah in the foyer, and would don them and start davvening in the living room just before my mom opened the door.potwalloper. wrote:This has to be the one for me.67) Knock on his door at 9:00 in the morning and offer him a pamphlet.
You have a number of possible replies:
1 No thank you (smile and close the door)
2 I am already a Christian (grimace and close the door)
3 I do not believe in God (close the door 45 minutes later...)
4 I am a satanist (close the door and nail up the letterbox...)
5 I am gay (leave the door open and watch him run)
6 Say nothing and stare at him...and stare at him...and stare at him
7 Invite him in and offer him a biscuit coated with Ex-Lax...then watch him run!
But the best is...look out of the window and leave the bugger on the doorstep
The kicker is, he's Catholic!
As for myself, I tell them no thanks, I'm a secular humanist. A lot of them express genuine curiosity at this. So I invite them in and explain the whole thing. Especially if they have kids with them, which a lot of times they do. I take their watchtower and promise to read it if they promise to read anything by Paul Kurtz.
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potwalloper. wrote:That reminds me of an old joke....67) Knock on his door at 9:00 in the morning and offer him a pamphlet.
What do you get when you cross an SDA with a Hell's Angel?
Someone who knocks on your door on Saturday morning and tells you to f*ck off.
Boom, boom
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I find "no thanks, I've already got one" to be a good response, before promptly shutting the door.potwalloper. wrote:This has to be the one for me.67) Knock on his door at 9:00 in the morning and offer him a pamphlet.
You have a number of possible replies:
1 No thank you (smile and close the door)
2 I am already a Christian (grimace and close the door)
3 I do not believe in God (close the door 45 minutes later...)
4 I am a satanist (close the door and nail up the letterbox...)
5 I am gay (leave the door open and watch him run)
6 Say nothing and stare at him...and stare at him...and stare at him
7 Invite him in and offer him a biscuit coated with Ex-Lax...then watch him run!
But the best is...look out of the window and leave the bugger on the doorstep
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