What would you say to the Almight?

Openmind · Post by **Openmind** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:02 am

One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

Openmind · Post by **Openmind** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:11 am

To be honest, I'd challenge him to a debate, utilising the main arguments we can use against Christians. Failing that, I'd jump him and try and overpower the big guy - existence can't get any worse, right?

bernee51 · Post by **bernee51** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:41 am

Openmind wrote:To be honest, I'd challenge him to a debate, utilising the main arguments we can use against Christians. Failing that, I'd jump him and try and overpower the big guy - existence can't get any worse, right?

I'd use the Bertrand Russell defence.

Ask ask why offered so little in the way of evidence of his existence

Cephus · Post by **Cephus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:30 pm

Assuming you're talking about the Christian God, I'd tell him he was an ass and ask which way to the down escalator. It doesn't really matter if he's real or not, the Bible portrays him as a complete bastard, I want nothing to do with him.

Furrowed Brow · Post by **Furrowed Brow** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:58 am

Openmind wrote:One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

Changing the scenario a little. If we could ask him one question which he agrees to answer then I'd ask him to tell me the value of pi digit by digit as he walks me down the escalator.

Fallibleone · Post by **Fallibleone** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:37 pm

'It's a fair cop'.

Confused · Post by **Confused** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:04 pm

Openmind wrote:One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

"I'll take my ticket to hell in silver if you don't mind".

Openmind · Post by **Openmind** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:53 am

"I'll take my ticket to hell in silver if you don't mind".

That's a noble way to go out. I'd probably try and run away.

Confused · Post by **Confused** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:14 am

Openmind wrote:"I'll take my ticket to hell in silver if you don't mind".

That's a noble way to go out. I'd probably try and run away.

Not really. I am just allergic to gold. And I accept my fate should I be wrong. I wouldn't give Him the satisfaction of seeing fear. Only hate.

Cephus · Post by **Cephus** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:47 pm

I wouldn't hate, that's meaningless. I'd have plenty of pity though, how pathetic does some all-powerful deity have to be to need to create a bunch of mindless sycophants to kiss it's backside all the time?

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