Apparently, there REALLY WAS coke on the boat...

[Herald of the Duke]

The Duke of Vandals is a member of Fight Club. (mad props to Chuck...)

The place the Duke of Vandals was born has disapeared. Growing up, he was trained in swordplay and wordplay. The first play he ever wrote was produced. He's understood the myth of Christianity from an early and magical age.

He's marched through Paris, strolled through Brussels and fled through the streets of Amsterdam armed only with a small knife. He's pulled the sword from the stone.

Given proper lighting, he can stand on his head.

The Duke of Vandals has been the guest of enlightened anarchists and embattled republicans with dark secrets to hide. He commands a vast army of wicked merciless attorneys (sometimes called "vandals") who obey his every command.

He posseses the cure to end all boredom.

He's unlocked the key to the human mind and understands why you believe what you believe.

The Duke of Vandals, henchman to the Twilight Lords and member of the global Inner Circle, is coming.