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Knock Knock

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Jesus: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Jesus: It's me, Jesus.
Me: What do you want?
Jesus: For you to let me in.
Me: Why?
Jesus: So I can save you.
Me: Save me? From what?
Jesus: From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.

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Re: Knock Knock

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Post by JehovahsWitness »

[Replying to post 1 by RedEye]

What is the question of debate?
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