Jehovah and the Cartoon Carrot
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Can we demonstrate that people have imagined a carrot …?
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate that people have imagined the genocidal biblical god Jehovah …?
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate the reality of a carrot, in any way at all, outside of the human imagination …?
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate the reality of the genocidal biblical god Jehovah, in any way at all, outside of the human imagination …?
To the best of my knowledge …
No we can't …
Therefore, a carrot is more real than the genocidal biblical god Jehovah.
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate that people have imagined the genocidal biblical god Jehovah …?
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate the reality of a carrot, in any way at all, outside of the human imagination …?
Yes we can …
Can we demonstrate the reality of the genocidal biblical god Jehovah, in any way at all, outside of the human imagination …?
To the best of my knowledge …
No we can't …
Therefore, a carrot is more real than the genocidal biblical god Jehovah.
"God" … just whatever humans imagine it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
Post #3
52 peeks at this topic.
Many of which, I suspect, were by Christians.
But not a single response ….
Does this mean that we all realise that a carrot is more real than "God" …?
Many of which, I suspect, were by Christians.
But not a single response ….
Does this mean that we all realise that a carrot is more real than "God" …?
"God" … just whatever humans imagine it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
Post #4
Perhaps THIS is a checkmate question …!
Not a single Christian has rushed to demonstrate the their "God" can be demonstrated as being more real in any way whatsoever outside the human imagination than a carrot.
In fact, we have demonstrated that a carrot is demonstrably MORE real than the genocidal biblical god Jehovah.
I certainly wouldn't want to bet my eternal bunk in the Christian Commune of Heaven on something that can't even compete with a carrot.
Not a single Christian has rushed to demonstrate the their "God" can be demonstrated as being more real in any way whatsoever outside the human imagination than a carrot.
In fact, we have demonstrated that a carrot is demonstrably MORE real than the genocidal biblical god Jehovah.
I certainly wouldn't want to bet my eternal bunk in the Christian Commune of Heaven on something that can't even compete with a carrot.
"God" … just whatever humans imagine it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
Post #5
85 peeks here …
And not a single Christian to demonstrate that their "God" is even as real as a carrot.
I suggest that it's well and truly time to throttle out a whole bunch of intellectual honesty ….
And not a single Christian to demonstrate that their "God" is even as real as a carrot.
I suggest that it's well and truly time to throttle out a whole bunch of intellectual honesty ….
"God" … just whatever humans imagine it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
"Scripture" … just whatever humans write it to be.
Re: Jehovah and the Cartoon Carrot
Post #6[Replying to post 1 by SallyF]
I had carrots in my soup today
It was yummy
I had God in my life in the past (I thought)
It wasn't all that good
Now I have no God and life is pretty good
I guess I didn't imagine him enough back in the day?
I had carrots in my soup today
It was yummy
I had God in my life in the past (I thought)
It wasn't all that good
Now I have no God and life is pretty good
I guess I didn't imagine him enough back in the day?
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Post #7
[Replying to post 2 by SallyF]
Carrots are real, and so is the Living God YHVH. In fact, YHVH through millions of years of evolution created real carrots.
Just because someone can imagine a fictional carrot does not make real carrots fictional. And just because someone constructs an idol of a false god does not make the real God any less real.
Carrots are real, and so is the Living God YHVH. In fact, YHVH through millions of years of evolution created real carrots.
Just because someone can imagine a fictional carrot does not make real carrots fictional. And just because someone constructs an idol of a false god does not make the real God any less real.
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-God created us in His image, not the other way around.
-The Bible is redeemed by it's good parts.
-Pure monotheism, simple repentance.
-YHVH is LORD
-The real Jesus is not God, the real YHVH is not a monster.
-Eternal life is a gift from the Living God.
-Keep the Commandments, keep your salvation.
-I have accepted YHVH as my Heavenly Father, LORD and Savior.
I am inspired by Jesus to worship none but YHVH, and to serve only Him.
-God created us in His image, not the other way around.
-The Bible is redeemed by it's good parts.
-Pure monotheism, simple repentance.
-YHVH is LORD
-The real Jesus is not God, the real YHVH is not a monster.
-Eternal life is a gift from the Living God.
-Keep the Commandments, keep your salvation.
-I have accepted YHVH as my Heavenly Father, LORD and Savior.
I am inspired by Jesus to worship none but YHVH, and to serve only Him.
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Re: Jehovah and the Cartoon Carrot
Post #9Proverbs 18:17 The one who states his case first seems right, until the other comes and examines him.
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"Why is everyone so quick to reason God might be petty. Now that is creating God in our own image ."