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So the boy brought the two grandgirls by, with his pretty thing, so two more grandgirls and a grandboy by association.

I don't like Thanksgiving food much, but we're having a blast. We raced gocarts all day, and I'm here to tell it, thirteen girl can drive the heck out of a gocart. We soaked down the backyard and just gave it heck. I'm only faster than the five year old, but I weigh the most.

Best Thanksgiving ever, until we tracked all the mud inside, and got made to take showers and get clean clothes. I ain't slept more than an hour at a time all night I'm so excited.

We watched Smokey and the Bandit, well they did, I spent my time watching the youngns watch it. They can't watch cuss movies at home, so now I'm the coolest guy ever. The five year old's taken to calling me a sumbitch. I love him like my own. He had to sleep with me and pretty thing. He talks in his sleep. I'm getting him a BB gun for Christmas. Can't buy for girls, so pretty thing'll sort that out.

Got em up to Sunday night too. The back yard's gonna look like a hog waller. I'll hafta fix it later, but not until we run them gocarts to the ground.

I don't think I've ever been so happy.

I had to tell it, or I'd just bust.
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[Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Sounds like a blast. Glad you had a good one!


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Girls like BB guns too and they're less likely to shoot at people.

The ones with the air cartridges are crud. You want the ones that pump, so they never run out of air.

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Purple Knight wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:18 pm Girls like BB guns too and they're less likely to shoot at people.

The ones with the air cartridges are crud. You want the ones that pump, so they never run out of air.

A Daisy Model 1938 Red Ryder BB Gun no less


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Purple Knight wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:18 pm Girls like BB guns too and they're less likely to shoot at people.

The ones with the air cartridges are crud. You want the ones that pump, so they never run out of air.
For sure. Pretty thing'll get with their moms and sort it out. Otherwise they'd end up with quality work boots and a powersaw.

I don't even buy the pretty thing gifts, so much as I just ask her, then fetch on after it. Sometimes on a whim I get her stuff from online stores, but it's hit or miss. She don't like red bath towels, that I know, but she likes red roses. I just can't figure girls out.
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Re: Thanksgiving

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JoeyKnothead wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 11:59 pm I just can't figure girls out.
If you could, we'd all be praising and apologizing on you Joey!! A true miracle of miracles. Of course figuring out girls is probably a harder feat than jumping back to life after 3 days :D

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