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Re: The Atheist's Nightmare

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Purple Knight wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:46 pm
JoeyKnothead wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:42 pm Lest we forget this classic...

"Green, too early, yellow, just right, black, too late."
NO.

Green means go. Yellow means caution. Black means death.

Green, go ahead and eat it. Yellow, it might be rotten, be careful. Black, it is definitely rotten you will die.
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Some say it came from Memphis down in Tennessee
Or it drifted in from Georgia about 1953
Just as long as it's greasy, as long as it's fast
As long as it's pumpin' honey, it's gonna last

It's the hillbilly rock, beat it with a drum
Playin' them guitars like shootin' from a gun
Keepin' up the rhythm, steady as a clock
Doin' a little thing called the hillbilly rock
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lol! That one took me a minute. I guess they don't buy their kids balloons for their birthdays either.

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Tcg wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:52 pm Image
So, so much this. It was my wife who bought them. Since we divorced I just don't buy them. I would eat one occasionally if it had zero brown on it or in it.

"They're going bad, eat your bananas."

"They're still green. They need another day."

"I told you your bananas were going bad and you didn't eat them."

"Eww they're black."

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