God speaks

[JoeyKnothead]

Editated to fix the link tag.

From Post 19 here.


On God...

He spoke the universe into existence out of nothingness...

For debate:

Please offer some means to confirm the quoted quote is true and factual.

Remember, the bible ain't considered authoritative in this section of the site .

[nobspeople]

But wait! How can a creator build something from nothing? Every creator needs resources with which to create something.

Not god. He can do anything (except for what he doesn't want... to... do...)

[JoeyKnothead]

But wait! How can a creator build something from nothing? Every creator needs resources with which to create something.

Not god. He can do anything (except for what he doesn't want... to... do...)

Well, he dang sure doesn't wanna stop pretty thing from making me eat them little green peas, I can tell ya that right now. And if I don't, she gives me the ugly eye. So if he'd just do that, I'd start me up a church of the see, even God hates them little green peas, and we'd all give pretty thing the ugly eye!

[nobspeople]

But wait! How can a creator build something from nothing? Every creator needs resources with which to create something.

Not god. He can do anything (except for what he doesn't want... to... do...)

Well, he dang sure doesn't wanna stop pretty thing from making me eat them little green peas, I can tell ya that right now. And if I don't, she gives me the ugly eye. So if he'd just do that, I'd start me up a church of the see, even God hates them little green peas, and we'd all give pretty thing the ugly eye!

Wait! Did you hear that?!?
Listen
Is that god speaking....?
No
Was just a car with an exhaust leak