Theism- belief in a god or gods
There we go. I can be a theist and believe there's a god or gods, but hold no other belief regarding the properties of such. I don't claim he's fancy, nor special. I don't claim he can can beat up your daddy, or he's prettiern your sister.
I just believe he exists.
Let's now consider "following beliefs" that arise
only after that initial belief. I'd break this down like Emo Phillips so expertly does, but the joke might not work so well in a written format. So here we go...
Being a theist doesn't make me a Christian, who such folks might get upset if someone said Jesus was just him another paste eater.
And as a theist, I have some legitimate right to feel offended when folks declare my theist belief to mean I also hold Christian belief.
But let's say Hell split wide open, and I started holding Christian belief. That doesn't make me an Episcopalian. And as a Christian, I'd have legitimate right to feel offended when folks said cause I held Christian belief, I must also hold Episcopalian belief.
This attempt
by theists to declare what beliefs the atheist
must hold beyond their simple nonbelief, beyond that initial lack of belief, is not only wrong, it's a bit insulting.
I'm an atheist, cause I lack belief in a god or gods.
That theists're confused on that simple, basic term is their problem, and they have no right to declare their confusion means atheists hold beliefs the atheists don't. They have no right to claim atheists, as a whole, are responsible for their confusion.
If I hear a feller's Christian, I just conclude they got em a faulty thinker, not that they're Episcopalian.
Get over yourselves theists, atheism is a lack of belief in a god or gods.
Now, fetching back to "following beliefs", we can then consider what beliefs some atheists hold,
but only for those for whom the 'following definition' applies.
It's my belief that god belief is best explained through psychology, sociology, and even the grooming of children, who lack necessary critical thinking and other skills to properly assess the situation. Now on that, I got me an eighth grade education, I ain't here to imply I'm smartern any kid, just ya know, I'm a lot older now than I was the other day.
So we can say "Ol Joey there, that evil atheist, he might well also be him an anti-theist, ya know, kinda like the Antichrist".
But my belief there doesn't apply to every atheist, in the same way not all theists're Christians.
It's illogical, errant, and clod clumping to declare that atheists, as a whole, have beliefs beyond their non-belief in claims of god/s
the theist fails so utterly to show exist.
This is a "confusion" entirely of the theists' making - where they've rejected the most parsimonious definition, most parsimonious explanation of what it means to be an atheist.
But I reckon it does work to confuse the issue of theists being incapable of showing their favored god/s exist
I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
-Punkinhead Martin