Just For Giggles.

[Diogenes]

Exodus 20:17 KJV:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Since my youth I have not followed all the commandments all of the time, but,
I have never coveted my neighbor's ass.

[benchwarmer]

Exodus 20:17 KJV:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Since my youth I have not followed all the commandments all of the time, but,
I have never coveted my neighbor's ass.

I have to admit that I once did. It was a nice ass. Never rode it though. Pretty sure it would have bitten me.

[William]

Exodus 20:17 KJV:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Since my youth I have not followed all the commandments all of the time, but,
I have never coveted my neighbor's ass.

I have to admit that I once did. It was a nice ass. Never rode it though. Pretty sure it would have bitten me.

Pretty sure they prefer kicking as option designed to do the most damage, as JK has attested to.
An ass is seldom a Pretty Thing.

[William]