As we all know, there exists almost countless denominations/other, under the Christian umbrella. This is yet another one of those silly versions. Please enjoy this 8-minute video, summing up what Mormons did/do actually believe, (in a nutshell):
Mormons, once you can get through this Hanna-Barbara looking cartoon skit, please answer the debate question below.
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Is the this why we still see so many white males on bicycles, peddling around from door to door? Meaning, is this concept the real motivating factor for doing so, (to someday hopefully achieve your own planet to rule, accompanied by many women, for your own personal gratification)?
Any Mormons in the House Here?
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Post #1In case anyone is wondering... The avatar quote states the following:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
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Post #2Bumping this thread...
Is this the motivation behind why male Mormons go door to door for two years; to get their own planet to rule while having endless celestial sex to boot?
Is this the motivation behind why male Mormons go door to door for two years; to get their own planet to rule while having endless celestial sex to boot?
In case anyone is wondering... The avatar quote states the following:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
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Post #3I've heard that the two year "door to door" event is a non-negotiable requirement for all able bodied Mormons, which is a lot of doors slammed in one's face.
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Post #4Despite sitting on billions of dollars, the Mormon hierarchy require these poor young people to fund their own missions. Vile.
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Post #5I bet. But I'm wondering if the motivating factor, for deciding to opt in, is because of the promise of your own planet to rule, and a bunch of hotties to have sex with perpetually? All one need do is to follow the rules here on earth, to earn your own rule later.... Getting doors slammed in your face is a very small price to pay for the greater 'good' to come.
In case anyone is wondering... The avatar quote states the following:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
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Post #6POI wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:45 am As we all know, there exists almost countless denominations/other, under the Christian umbrella. This is yet another one of those silly versions. Please enjoy this 8-minute video, summing up what Mormons did/do actually believe, (in a nutshell):
Mormons, once you can get through this Hanna-Barbara looking cartoon skit, please answer the debate question below.
For Debate:
Is this why we still see so many white males on bicycles, peddling around from door to door? Meaning, is this concept the real motivating factor for doing so, (to someday hopefully achieve your own planet to rule, accompanied by many women, for your own personal gratification)?
In case anyone is wondering... The avatar quote states the following:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
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Post #7I wonder if this person would also deny that the actual goal of a Mormon is to become the god of their own planet -- with many wives, accompanied by infinite amounts of celestial sex?
In case anyone is wondering... The avatar quote states the following:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."