it occured to me that many of the readers on this forum have probably never read 100 consecutive sentences in the Bible.So all I can do, in politeness, is to encourage readers to look up Genesis 3: 1-5 for themselves. They can decide for themselves whether you or I more accurately describe Scripture.
Whether you think the Bible is the Literal Word of God or The World's Biggest Fraud, read it. Read It. It is the most influential work of literature in the entire course of human history. If you are not intimately familiar with it you are illiterate. That is just how it is. Not knowing the Book of Genesis is like not knowing your multiplication tables. Having Faith that there will always be a calculator available is not the same as knowing basic math.
It's also really fun. Sex, violence, nihilstic thought, there is just no end to the excitement. Don't think of it as a book, it's really a library of books. Start with Genesis and Exodus. Then skip forward to the Gospels. Then go back to Samuel and the Kings. Then do the Acts. Then go back to Psalms, then read the Epistles. I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've done the Bible. These are all different books, with different messages.
I have personally,within arms reach, five different Bibles. My favorite is the oldest, my King James Version. The rolling thunder of the language is awesome. But my wimpy New International "Readers" Version has it's uses too. You never know when you might want to quote chapter and verse to the ignorant.
You also must have a Strong's Concordance. Within reach. People who have real lives do not have time to memorize the entire Bible. So they learn the fundamental tenets, and depend upon the Concordance to lead them to a specific teaching when necessary. It's like not knowing what .745 times 385.26 is. You can guess accurately, but you can also check the book for details. The Concordance makes it easy to check the book.
I also keep Isaac Asimov's Guide to the Bible nearby for the really hard questions.
I don't know how to overstate this. A real thinker in the 21st century knows the Bible. Not just knows of it. A real thinker knows it very well. A real thinker has read it enough to have an original opinion about it.
Tom