Willum sings the oldies

[Willum]

In another OP I challenged the forum to come up with Bible passages that weren't either understandable "in plain English," or just plain gobblygook.

User Bluethread responded logically by quoting John 1:1, in Greek, because <sarcasm> obviously, that is a Bible all of us have handy, and is written in obscure and unintelligible English. </sarcasm>

Unfortunately for him, I was able to use understanding of classical (OMG pagan!) writing to translate John 1:1 in a way profound: Where logos is translated "word," and is like a legal word, or will, and it essentially means in creation God used angels who worked for him enthusiastically.

It is from the Babylonian creation story, where the Elohim (gods) choose Marduk, and they work according to his "word."

Challenge:
Pick any obscure Bible verse, you don't get, and I will translate what it means for you. Or not, we'll see, and since I am pretty sure the result will irk', we'll debate.

[Willum]

[Replying to post 8 by bluethread]

It doesn't bother you at all, that your explanation doesn't say anything? Heck, I can't even remotely understand what you are trying to say, you are invoking things in the wrong order, invoking a language that has been dead twice, from a people whom, really don't have the history they claim to... so you really have no leg to stand on, even if I, or anyone on the forum had the least clue what you were trying to say it meant.

Mine's pretty simple, and consistent. God ordered the universe to form itself up, and it obeyed him. Or he directed angels or other servants to work with him in creation, which they did with one will, and that will was your Gods.

[Willum]

[Replying to post 8 by bluethread]


Bluethread, you objected to my statement, even though it is perfectly understandable in plain English, you countered with your own, but I don't understand it, could you please rephrase it in plain English?

Or is what you aresaying is that it isn't demonstrable in plain English? In that case, a reasonable man would simply declare it; undemonstrable: rubbish.

Thanks!

[Willum]

So, pick any obscure Bible verse, you don't get, and I will translate what it means for you. Or not, we'll see, and since I am pretty sure the result will irk', we'll debate.