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Creationists / Intelligent Design understand Evolution?

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Creationists and proponents of Intelligent Design are often critical of the theory of evolution. But their criticism leaves their opponents with the feeling that they don't actually understand evolution.

Question for Creationists and proponents of Intelligent Design: can you explain what is meant by evolution?

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Re: Creationists / Intelligent Design understand Evolution?

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McCulloch wrote:

Question for Creationists and proponents of Intelligent Design: can you explain what is meant by evolution?


Evolution means we got here from an ancient pool of slime
and everything's an accident cuz is isn't a design
and nothing we could ever do could ever be a crime
cus morality is meaningless if our existence ain't divine

Evolution says a hurricane could hit a pile of logs
and purely via accident rearrange them into frogs
Frogs that croak and jump around
and knowingly eat flies
That's why I say evolution
is a great big pile of lies

Everyone who has a brain knows God created man
and it wasn't just an accident cus Jesus has a plan
he knows when we've been naughty
he knows when we've been nice
and he will judge us all
based upon our vice

So evolution smevolution it's scientific fraud
I learned this fact in bible school from a Christian teacher broad
She taught me truth from Jesus Christ and now my soul is saved
but those evil evolutionists will forever be depraved.

(sorry I was in a poetic mood) Very Happy

Clearly the poem is satire. Anyone who knows me knows this all too well. Wink

And of course the second stanza of the poem does not reflect evolution.

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