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Hello, its...God

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Ive been searchin for all kinds of truth all my life, by my calculation, Im right there in between christianity and satanism, and today the 7th of July, I realised Im the God in human form, everything is just the way I want to, thanks to the people and me. Hard rock hallelujah.

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Welcome to the forum!

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Howdy God. Nice to have you on board. Mind sending me some money? Or at least a new job?

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Coyotero wrote:Howdy God. Nice to have you on board. Mind sending me some money? Or at least a new job?
That reminds me of a joke.

A human is given an audience with God.

Human: Is it true that to you a thousand years is as a day?
God: Yes.
Human: Is it true that to you a million dollars is like a dime?
God: Yes.
Human: So can you spare a dime?
God: Sure, can you wait a few minutes?
Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
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The truth will make you free.
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McCulloch wrote:
Coyotero wrote:Howdy God. Nice to have you on board. Mind sending me some money? Or at least a new job?
That reminds me of a joke.

A human is given an audience with God.

Human: Is it true that to you a thousand years is as a day?
God: Yes.
Human: Is it true that to you a million dollars is like a dime?
God: Yes.
Human: So can you spare a dime?
God: Sure, can you wait a few minutes?
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Askin God a job is pointless, Im no Bill Gates, Im just God.

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Hi God!

Can I have the answer to thermodynamic efficiency of the I.C.E please? It would really help me with my research :D
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Hello god... err, God... sorry. I wanted to say thank you for the Grand Canyon, Summer, the stars, Shakira, and for not actually striking me dead all the times that I said, "if there is a god, strike me dead now... see? No god." I also want to know why you let Deadwood get canceled. I mean c'mon, even you had to have liked that show. And it only got canceled because David Milch wanted to pursue that miserable failure of a show John from Cincinnati. Could you please strike David Milch dead? You don't have to do it today, just put it on your list somewhere. Thanks.
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Wintex wrote:Ive been searchin for all kinds of truth all my life, by my calculation, Im right there in between christianity and satanism, and today the 7th of July, I realised Im the God in human form, everything is just the way I want to, thanks to the people and me. Hard rock hallelujah.
Well aren't we all? :roll:
I am happy that everything is going well for you too. I read that happiness is not getting what you want but already wanting what you have, or was it liking what you have? :-k

It seems to me that often someone that says they are right between two ideologies are being defined by the ideologies even if they are just using analogies to explain their position.

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Wintex wrote:Hard rock hallelujah.
A Lordi fan, eh?

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''''What I am is good enough if I can only be it openly.''''

''''The man said "why you think you here?" I said "I got no idea".''''

''''Je viens comme un chat
Par la nuit si noire.
Tu attends, et je tombe
Dans tes ailes blanches,
Et je vole,
Et je coule
Comme une plume.''''

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