Hello, its...God
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Hello, its...God
Post #1Ive been searchin for all kinds of truth all my life, by my calculation, Im right there in between christianity and satanism, and today the 7th of July, I realised Im the God in human form, everything is just the way I want to, thanks to the people and me. Hard rock hallelujah.
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That reminds me of a joke.Coyotero wrote:Howdy God. Nice to have you on board. Mind sending me some money? Or at least a new job?
A human is given an audience with God.
Human: Is it true that to you a thousand years is as a day?
God: Yes.
Human: Is it true that to you a million dollars is like a dime?
God: Yes.
Human: So can you spare a dime?
God: Sure, can you wait a few minutes?
Examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John
First Epistle to the Church of the Thessalonians
The truth will make you free.
Gospel of John
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Post #5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaMcCulloch wrote:That reminds me of a joke.Coyotero wrote:Howdy God. Nice to have you on board. Mind sending me some money? Or at least a new job?
A human is given an audience with God.
Human: Is it true that to you a thousand years is as a day?
God: Yes.
Human: Is it true that to you a million dollars is like a dime?
God: Yes.
Human: So can you spare a dime?
God: Sure, can you wait a few minutes?
I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
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Post #7
Hi God!
Can I have the answer to thermodynamic efficiency of the I.C.E please? It would really help me with my research
Can I have the answer to thermodynamic efficiency of the I.C.E please? It would really help me with my research
Why Evolution is True
Universe from nothing
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Universe from nothing
Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
- Christopher Hitchens
Post #8
Hello god... err, God... sorry. I wanted to say thank you for the Grand Canyon, Summer, the stars, Shakira, and for not actually striking me dead all the times that I said, "if there is a god, strike me dead now... see? No god." I also want to know why you let Deadwood get canceled. I mean c'mon, even you had to have liked that show. And it only got canceled because David Milch wanted to pursue that miserable failure of a show John from Cincinnati. Could you please strike David Milch dead? You don't have to do it today, just put it on your list somewhere. Thanks.
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Re: Hello, its...God
Post #9Well aren't we all?Wintex wrote:Ive been searchin for all kinds of truth all my life, by my calculation, Im right there in between christianity and satanism, and today the 7th of July, I realised Im the God in human form, everything is just the way I want to, thanks to the people and me. Hard rock hallelujah.
I am happy that everything is going well for you too. I read that happiness is not getting what you want but already wanting what you have, or was it liking what you have?
It seems to me that often someone that says they are right between two ideologies are being defined by the ideologies even if they are just using analogies to explain their position.
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Re: Hello, its...God
Post #10A Lordi fan, eh?Wintex wrote:Hard rock hallelujah.
''''What I am is good enough if I can only be it openly.''''
''''The man said "why you think you here?" I said "I got no idea".''''
''''Je viens comme un chat
Par la nuit si noire.
Tu attends, et je tombe
Dans tes ailes blanches,
Et je vole,
Et je coule
Comme une plume.''''
''''The man said "why you think you here?" I said "I got no idea".''''
''''Je viens comme un chat
Par la nuit si noire.
Tu attends, et je tombe
Dans tes ailes blanches,
Et je vole,
Et je coule
Comme une plume.''''