I do too, but that doesn't negate the fact that he's a chronic reluctant draft dodger. He prefers death to doing God's will.
He may have been one who went and preached, and may have taught people to repent, but the additions of living in a fish...
The author refers to it as "Sheol" which is the grave. People don't live in graves. Graves are for the dead.
and despising his calling to preach repentance is probably all made up, in my opinion.
And it's quite a good opinion to have, but nonetheless, it's still a made up story of one who would rather die than do God's will.
if God, especially being a God of love, forces you to preach on his behalf, there is a good chance it's not particularly loving
Not necessarily. It could very well be the love of God that eventually persuades the most reluctant into doing God's will. This doesn't negate the fact that the texts point out that it is God who is compelling them.
Goodness is only goodness if it is not compelled
So one who resists doing good no matter how innate the compulsion is actually good?
God could not be compelling people except in the passive sense of people being drawn to goodness as one is drawn to a chocolate cake.
And here again, we're talking about being drawn by something beyond one's own free will to resist. Therefore one's free will is useless.