The message lost in a global flood

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You will Noah prophecy when you see one....

There once was a prophet named N.O.A.A. It was claimed that he could do many amazing things,
one of which was predicting the weather before it happend.
Noaa was very helpful and useful to all, until one day Noaa started warning about terrible changes in the weather. He claimed it would be caused by the sins of mankind against the earth. Noaa warned that if humans didn't change their evil ways the world would be destroyed.
Now there was much arguing and debate about Noaa's predictions, even though the signs of Noaa' s warnings were evident all around them.

Animals became extinct. Hurricanes and tornadoes begin to ocurr with more frequency. Great floods became common place across the globe. Sea levels began to rise.

Noaa, seeing the folly of mankind and the hopelessness of trying to warn them of their encroaching Doom decided to prepare for the worst. Seeing the writing on the wall, he built an ark and started collecting the materials of all the animals and plants on the Earth. He safe housed these materials in the ark along with many other items in hopes that one day he could repopulate the earth, restoring it to its former glory.

Before long this climate change that was warned of engulfed the earth and its inhabitants in utter choas. Billions died. The earth was devastated by the poison of mandkinds sin. Noaa was forced to withdraw into the ark,closing himself off from his fellows,waiting for this global storm to end.

Problem with the Noah story is that it happened to early, but don't worry another great prophecy is that history repeats it's self. (Better check if homedepot has any arks.)