Wootah wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 10:11 pm
[
Replying to boatsnguitars in post #62]
Technically I don't think gay people are having sex. I think it is closer to mutual masturbation.
Before any minds explode, all I am saying is that we have words for 'walking' and 'running' or 'dancing' and 'wrestling'. When a word gets overloaded we usually make new categories of words. Rolling more ideas into a word is the opposite of what we should be doing.
No - and don't let your mind explode - but what they are having is sex. Hooking up, Smashing, Getting laid, Banging, Boning, Screwing, Shagging, Doing the deed, Hitting it off, Getting it on, Making love, Gettin' busy, Bumping uglies, Rolling in the hay, Knocking boots, Dipping their wick(s), Riding the wild pony, Playing hide the sausage, Making the Beast with Two Backs, Humping, Having relations.
Or, "Knowing" each other - as the Bible puts it.
More, you say? Yes, here is what gay people do:
Pound
Smush
Tumble
Hanky panky
Wrestle in the sheets
Slip the sausage
Tap that
Dip the stick
Get some action
Score
Paddle the pink canoe
Make whoopee
Do the horizontal mambo
Bounce
Roll around
Boink
Have a roll in the hay
Go to town
Rack up a body count.
Smash the granny
Chew bubblegum
Make babies
Plow
Go all the way
Ride the baloney pony
Play doctor
Park the beef bus
Get freaky
Make out
Slip and slide
Have a romp
Bury the bone
Take a ride on the wild side
Have a quickie
Screw around
Get it in
Boogie
Get one's freak on.
Have some hanky-panky
Knock someone's socks off
Rattle the bed springs
Do the nasty
Have a one night stand
Have a horizontal refreshment
Have a tumble in the sheets
Ride the skin bus
Have a sexcapade
Have a tryst
Hump like rabbits
Get it off
Have a fling
Scratch the itch
Bounce the ball
Have a rendezvous
Go to bed with
Play naked twister
Slip the salami
Have some adult fun.
Horizontal refreshment
Saddlebacking
Horizontal tango
Throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Playing "hide the sausage"
Womb raider
Hitting the skins
Making whoopie
Doing the mattress mambo
Parting the pink sea
Smashing uglies
Poking the beaver
Fishing in the pink pond
Scratching the seven-year itch
Doing the horizontal bop
Making the beast with two backs
Launching the skin rocket
Doing the bump and grind
Knocking boots
Engaging in some "scientific research".
Or, "Falling in love" a la:
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
In Spain, the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins
Some Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em, I know
Why ask if shad do it? Waiter, bring me shad roe
In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The dragonflies in the reeds do it
Sentimental centipedes do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Mosquitos, heaven forbid, do it
So does every katydid do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The most refined ladybugs do it
When a gentleman calls
Moths in your rugs do it
What's the use of mothballs?
The chimpanzees in the zoo do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it
Heavy hippopotami do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love.
Everybody (but religious zealots) are doing it. Even Christian priests and choirboys are ... ugh....