What would you say to the Almight?

Openmind · Post by **Openmind** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:02 am

One normal day, Armageddon arrives, and amidst the fireballs and atomic blasts you realise that you don't believe in God.

As an atheist/agnostic, you find yourself standing before God. Apparently, his efforts to appear non-existant had you fooled, and unless you can tell him why not, he is going to send you to Hell.

What would you say to God, if he allowed you a few minutes to sway him?

Darren · Post by **Darren** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:07 am

upallnite wrote:GOD: I AM GOD!

Me: Is your daddy home?

This might be the best answer yet

muffinmonkey · Post by **muffinmonkey** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:11 pm

The first thing I'd say is an anagram of sith

Then I'd be talking with an omniscient deity

I'd have some questions I'd tell you that

Antagonist · Post by **Antagonist** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:54 pm

I would ask him why the altarboy-raping priest next to me goes to heaven. If he doesn't have a reasonable answer (which I assume he hasn't) I'll tell him to suck my ethereal cock.

McCulloch · Post by **McCulloch** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:35 pm

Antagonist wrote:I would ask him why the altarboy-raping priest next to me goes to heaven. If he doesn't have a reasonable answer (which I assume he hasn't) I'll tell him to suck my ethereal cock.

You should have been able to make your point without inviting the Almighty into a sex act. Please try to show a bit more respect and decorum.

There are many Christians who do not believe that unrepentant rapists hypocritically hiding behind the shield of religion and the hierarchy protecting them are not displaying anything like love, grace or forgiveness in their lives.

Darren · Post by **Darren** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:49 am

Thanks, Mc Culloch. That reply was a little...antagonistic.

Skeptic · Post by **Skeptic** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:53 pm

Not to stir the pot but...

Which definition of ethereal do you intend?

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Ethereal
adjective
1. characterized by lightness and insubstantiality; as impalpable or intangible as air; "figures light and aeriform come unlooked for and melt away"- Thomas Carlyle; "aerial fancies"; "an airy apparition"; "physical rather than ethereal forms" [syn: aeriform]
2. of or containing or dissolved in ether; "ethereal solution"
3. of heaven or the spirit; "celestial peace"; "ethereal melodies"; "the supernal happiness of a quiet death" [syn: celestial]
4. characterized by unusual lightness and delicacy; "this smallest and most ethereal of birds"; "gossamer shading through his playing"

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Being an athiest it is assumed you wouldnt believe in #3.

Darren · Post by **Darren** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:49 pm

That was excellent. I am going to assume he meant "this smallest and most ethereal of birds"

Goat · Post by **Goat** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:52 pm

Darren wrote:That was excellent. I am going to assume he meant "this smallest and most ethereal of birds"

A rock Cornish rooster??

Antagonist · Post by **Antagonist** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:30 am

Skeptic wrote:Not to stir the pot but...

Which definition of ethereal do you intend?
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Ethereal
adjective
1. characterized by lightness and insubstantiality; as impalpable or intangible as air; "figures light and aeriform come unlooked for and melt away"- Thomas Carlyle; "aerial fancies"; "an airy apparition"; "physical rather than ethereal forms" [syn: aeriform]
2. of or containing or dissolved in ether; "ethereal solution"
3. of heaven or the spirit; "celestial peace"; "ethereal melodies"; "the supernal happiness of a quiet death" [syn: celestial]
4. characterized by unusual lightness and delicacy; "this smallest and most ethereal of birds"; "gossamer shading through his playing"

WordNet® 3.0, © 2006 by Princeton University.

Being an athiest it is assumed you wouldnt believe in #3.

Well I meant unsubstantially but, "characterized by unusual lightness and delicacy" sounds great too

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@ McCulloch:

well yeah, I could have a little more respect but I don't. How could I have respect for something that doesn't exist?
How could I ask something that doesn't exist to suck my dangle? Well just to piss people off. Allthough there aren't many people to piss off in the A room since most atheists don't take offence in stuff like that.

Well I'm rattling on, yatta yatta yatta goodbye.

Fallibleone · Post by **Fallibleone** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:41 am

I feel I must share my sometimes almost overwhelming desire to reply to that rarest of things - a strong theist argument - after I have been soundly whupped with '...you smell'. NOT very Rogerian.

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