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Genesis 1:1 God created the heavens and the earth, then was the word, then was the spirit.

Genesis 1:2 Then God said, let there be light then there was light. Then god said let there be darkness then there was evening. This is the Beggining of the new heaven on earth.

Genesis 1:3 Then there was the wind, the lightning, and sun shining down the new heaven on earth.

Genesis 1:4 Then God said let them rest, then they stayed quiet and rested.

Genesis 1:5 Then there was the Holy Spirit, the Word, and his 15 angels gathered for confessions.

Genesis 1:6 Then was the Word of God spoken through the Son of Man.

Genesis 1:7 Then he said; let those who hear, hear and let those who became, become.

Genesis 1:8 Then god said rest, then they stayed quiet and rested.

Genesis 1:9 Then god rested, that was the first day.
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Holyspirit213 wrote: Genesis 1:1 God created the heavens and the earth, then was the word, then was the spirit.

Genesis 1:2 Then God said, let there be light then there was light. Then god said let there be darkness then there was evening. This is the Beggining of the new heaven and earth.

Genesis 1:3 Then there was the wind, the lightning, and sun shining down the new heaven on earth.

Genesis 1:4 Then God said let them rest, then they stayed quiet and rested.

Genesis 1:5 Then there was the Holy Spirit, the Word, and his 15 angels gathered for confessions.

Genesis 1:6 Then was the Word of God spoken through the Son of Man.

Genesis 1:7 Then he said; let those who hear, hear and let those who became, become.

Genesis 1:8 Then god said rest, then they stayed quiet and rested.

Genesis 1:9 Then god rested, that was the first day.
Not even close.
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
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Genesis 1:10 Then God said let it be known, that the humans shall speak in one language.

Genesis 1:11 Then God said lest you water yourselves for your faith because you have remained faithful till the end.

Genesis 1:12 Then God said, let the waters divide in four ways, so that any man that is born can find their home.

Genesis 1:13 Then God said, lest you become one so all can glamour, and lest you bore so your children may worship.

Genesis 1:14 Then God said lest you fly so you can gather information swiftly.

Genesis 1:15 Then God said, lest there be milk, and honey flowing from the four waters.

Genesis 1:15 Then God said, let it be done that the servants of the new kingdom have known.

Genesis 1:16 Then God rested, this is the second day.

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Genesis 1:17 Then God said, lest there be wisdom amongst the kings throughout the land of Gideah.

Genesis 1:18 Then God said, let it be known that you are the ones that have stood till the end, so you shall have the freedom amongst all angel.

Genesis 1:19 Then God said, let it be known that you are the purest of all Saints.

Genesis 1:20 Then God said, know that you have obeyed my commands and that you have been renounced kings of the new heaven on earth.

Genesis 1:21 Then God rested, and this is the third day.

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Genesis 1:21 Then God said, let it be said that you have come to power.

Brian 1:1 Let it be said that this is the Holy spirit, the wisdom.

Brian 1:2 Let it be done, you shall not speak in the name of the Father, Jehovah

Holy Spirit 1:1 Thou shall not kill

Holy Spirit 1:2 Thou shall not steal

Holy Spirit 1:3 Thou shall not envy

Holy spirit 1:4 Thou shall not commit adulty

Holy spirit 1:5 Thou shall not drink the water of Gidean

Holy spirit 1:6 Thou shall not live under condemnation under your neighbor

Holy spirit 1:7 Thou shall not speak in front of the Lord


Jane 1:1 This is the faithful of the faithfuls, the bridegroom and the mother of the new heaven.

Jane 1:2 You shall not preach under the name of the Father, Jehovah

Jane 1:3 You shall be free among your brothers and sisters

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Brian???

That's it!


MONTY PYTHON!!!!

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Jane 1:4 You shall not name yourselves before the Father, Jehovah

Jan's 1:5 Know that we have come to pass in the name of the Lord

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Jane 1:6 Know that we have come to serve the Father

Jane 1:7 Know your place before the Lord!


Lucifer 1:1 I am your god, your teriny

Lucifer 1:2 I have come to know the faithfuls among the mankind

Lucifer 1:3 Know that I was before you are

Lucifer 1:4 Know that in the last of days i remained humble before the Lord

Lucider 1:5 Know when time comes, all will be redone.

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Lucifer 1:5 For I come to pass know that I belong

Lucifer 1:6 Before the book of life I remained silent

Lucifer 1:7 Know that things have been

Lucifer 1:8 Know that the book of life is opened forevermore!


Holy spirit 1:1 Know that the book of life has been closed for eternity!

Eddie 1:1 Know that I have witnessed the holy spirit

Eddie 1:2 Know that I have been enslaved forevermore

Roger 1:2 Know that I have witnessed the holy spirit

Roger 1:2 Know that I am, and that I have been claimed by the spirit

Jane 1:1 Know that I have witnessed the holy spirit

Jane 1:2 Know that I am, and that I have been claimed by the spirit

Jay 1:1 Know that I have witnessed the holy spirit

Jay 1:2 Know that I have been enslaved forevermore

Nick 1:1 Know that I have witnessed the holy spirit

Nick 1:2 Know that I am, and that I have been claimed by the spirit

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