Hope you had a nice Easter.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
"Being in the open presence of a corpse would have rendered the chief priests of the nation ritually unfit to enter into the temple on a high holy day. And the purification ritual required to regain a state of ritual cleanliness from such an unclean state took days to perform."
aglassdarkly wrote:
This doesn't explain why they didn't have the Roman guards check the tomb.
Now here is a classic example of Christian mythology in action. Christian mythology takes shape when Christians conclude that a particular fact is true, agree among themselves that yes of course the fact must be true, and then unilaterally declare it to be the truth. Another fine example is the commonly held assumption among many Christians that the individual John Mark mentioned in Acts must therefore necessarily be the author of the Gospel of Mark, based on nothing more then a sharing of the name Mark. In truth there is absolutely nothing to connect the author of the Gospel of Mark to John Mark the cousin of Barnabas. Yet it is common among Christians to simply ASSUME that the two are one in the same as a matter of convenience. This is an example of fact by popular decree.
And so it is with the story of the Roman guard at the tomb. And not just three or four ordinary Roman soldiers either by golly , but a Centurion guard of up to 30 Roman soldiers, a formidable fighting machine, at least according to Josh McDowell (Evidence That Demands A Verdict, P. 220). A 30 man Centurion guard. Yes, that's the ticket.
And what exactly does Matthew say to convey this declaration of fact?
Matt. 27
[65] Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can.
[66] So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.
What does Pilate tell them? "YOU have a watch (guard). Go ahead and make it was secure as you can."
He points out to them that they HAVE A WATCH. Which they would have had already with them at the ready. He's talking about their personal body guard, made up of highly trained members of the Temple Police. We can see this very clearly in verse 66. Who set the seals? THE PRIESTS. Who SET THE GUARD?
THE PRIESTS! Show me a single Roman guard anywhere mentioned in the passage, much less 30. A troop of 30 Roman guards would make the story a good deal more spectacular though, which is of course the point. It doesn't happen to be in the text of the narrative however. It's simply been imagined in. Pilate had already washed his hands of the whole affair. He simply told the priests to go ahead and guard the tomb if that's what they wished.
aglassdarkly wrote:
It's like locking the front door and setting the alarm. You do it to make doubly sure that no one will get inside. If they suspected that the body was gone already, there'd be no need for guards or a seal.
The priests went out to the tomb. And what do they find? It's closed off by a large boulder. What would YOU do at this point? The body of Jesus may or may not be inside. Would you simply give up and go home because the possibility existed that the body might not even be inside? And now the Roman governor has given the order that YOU are to be responsible for guarding and protecting the tomb. What would you do? Keeping in mind that this is the holy day, that opening the tomb would be to risk offending God and would certainly be seen by many as performing work on the Sabbath, and even more important would serve to render you so ritually unclean as to be precluded from even entering the temple on this holiest of holy days. The priests in fact chose the obvious course of action. Seal the tomb until such time as it could be searched later, secure it with a guard, and wait. The author of Matthew has painted the priests in a hypocritical light by accusing them of scandalously visiting a place as inherently unclean as a tgraveyard on a high holy day. But even Matthew doesn't accuse them of doing anything so recklessly unthinkable as OPENING a tomb on a high holy day.
aglassdarkly wrote:
Certainty cures. If they thought the body might not be in there, they would have asked the Romans to check, keeping themselves ritually clean.
No Romans were at the tomb.
aglassdarkly wrote:
So when they went to investigate the tomb, did they break the seal and open the tomb?
The priests certainly had every right and authority to break their own seals, did they not?
aglassdarkly wrote:
Even in your own hypothetical scenario where the body was going to be moved from Joseph's tomb in a few days anyway (edit: there's still no evidence that Joseph wouldn't allow Jesus' body to remain there), they could have brought the herbs and ointments so that the body wasn't gross when they eventually moved it. It's not evidence that they intended on immediately sneaking the body to Galilee.
There is no "eventually" in the story. By agreement of all four Gospels the tomb was discovered to be empty on Sunday morning. Since it's clear that the body could not have been taken AFTER the guard was placed at the tomb, then obviously it must have already been gone when they arrived.
At this point I am going to give you another chance to redeem your personal honesty by asking a very simple question. A grave is discovered to by open and empty. Is the first and most obvious conclusion to be drawn therefore that the missing corpse is likely the result of actions taken by living individuals, or is the first and most obvious conclusion to be drawn here that the missing corpse is likely the result of actions taken by the corpse itself? Can you bring yourself to answer this question honestly? And if you find that you cannot, what does that say about your argument?
aglassdarkly wrote:
And I can think of a couple other reasons why they would have brought herbs and ointments into the tomb of the sacrificed Messiah... respect (Josephus, the historian, wrote that 40 pounds of similar materials were used to bury R. Gamaliel, out of respect), they might have also seen themselves fulfilling the prophecy in Psalm 16:10, it was a common part of the embalming process... plus we know that the woman in Luke 24 brought additional prepared spices to the tomb (were they "in on it" too?).
How far did Gamaliel have to be transported for burial after his death? Gospel John describes the body of Jesus being prepared with 100 pounds of "myrrh and aloes." Myrrh was highly prized and incredibly expensive. Not a problem for the rich man Joseph perhaps, but hardly "a common part of the embalming process." It was far to rare and expensive for such common use.
aglassdarkly wrote:
All those people were in the city when Jesus was crucified and no one noticed the sneaky apostles "pretending" to put the body in the tomb, but really sneaking it onto a wagon and running out of town?
Do you imagine them carrying signs about proclaiming that "We're being sneaky!" They weren't doing anything sneaky at all. They were common men going about their business and in fact had full permission from the Roman governor to do with the body as they pleased. Nor were they wearing signs proclaiming themselves to be disciples of Jesus. Keep in mind that Jesus himself had to first be identified to be arrested. They didn't "pretend" to take the body to the tomb. They took it there because it was convenient to the place where Jesus was crucified and served their immediate needs for as long as it took to prepare the body. A few hours perhaps. At that point they were completely free to load the body back into the cart or wagon they would have used to transport it to the tomb from Calvary hill and join in with the throng of other carts and wagons already filling the city. Once that happened they were as good as long gone. No major feat of sneaking was even required. By the following day they were simply one group out of tens of thousands heading for home.
aglassdarkly wrote:
And I'm more interested in the interpersonal/relational side. They all snuck out of town immediately after the crucifixion? No one wondered why? Mary and Martha were like "Okay, it's cool, you guys deserve a vacation... it's not like Jesus told us all to mourn with those who mourn."
You're fixated on the idea that they were being sneaky. Matthew says that the apostles went off to Galilee. It gives no impression of them being sneaky or asking permission in doing so. They were free men with rights of free passage. I might also point out here that although Mary the mother of Jesus is clearly depicted as being at the cross for his execution, she is NOT depicted as being at the empty tomb. This is in fact a great bar bet. Most Christians will bet that the mother of Jesus was most certainly at the empty tomb. But this is again Christian mythology at work. Where DO we pick up Mary the mother of Jesus again? Acts 1:14, with the disciples, NEWLY RETURNED TO JERUSALEM FROM GALILEE! Because if one was planning to bury the son, wouldn't you naturally expect the mother to be present as well?
aglassdarkly wrote:
Don't misquote me.
First you accused me of assuming that the tomb was empty on Sunday morning when of course all four Gospels are unanimous in that the tomb was empty. And now you are accusing me of misquoting you by pointing that out to you. Which one of us seems to be confused here, because I don't think that it can be shown to be me.
aglassdarkly wrote:
So you think the apostles pretended to put Jesus' body in the tomb, but they secretly covered it in ointments and spent a week taking the body to Galilee... and while they were gone Jesus appeared to the women and the other disciples in Jerusalem and to the apostles in Galilee? Like a very convincing puppet show (in Galilee) and a hallucination (in Jerusalem)? Or they all decided to lie about it?
I don't think they "pretended" to take it to Joseph's tomb at all. All four Gospels are consistent on the point that the body of Jesus was taken to the tomb to be prepared. But it was never intended that it should be permanently interred in Joseph's expensive new family crypt. It's all to clear that the obvious solution to a missing corpse is that it is the result of actions taken by the living, rather than actions taken by the corpse. The priests believed that a plot existed by the disciples to spread the false story that Jesus had arisen from the dead. Disciples, i.e. followers, is not a gender specific word. It also includes women.
aglassdarkly wrote:
Conspiracy theorists always think things SCREAM conspiracy. But a couple days after you've lost someone, you don't think things through very well. I've experienced that.
I am the quintessential skeptic, and skeptics are NOT inclined to subscribe to elaborate conspiracy theories. However it certainly could be argued with some validity that if the story of the resurrection is nothing but a lie, it is a lie that represents the most successful conspiracy in history. That is happenstance however, based on the fact that Christianity would go on to be the most popular religion of all time. Certainly the followers of Jesus could have had no inkling of just how successful their lie would prove to be. Not that it was really much of a convoluted scheme or some great master trick. Quietly take the body home for burial, and then weeks later proclaim that you witnessed the dead man fully returned to life, with the empty tomb as your physical proof. And where is the risen man NOW? Why, he flew away. Actually providing the risen man for everyone to see as proof of your claim, now THAT would have been a REALLY impressive trick.
aglassdarkly wrote:
They didn't bring anyone with them to help roll the stone away, that's a pretty small oversight. There's no evidence that they even knew there would be Roman guards at the tomb.
It was quite an oversight. One of many tons in weight in fact. And a problem which they clearly knew that had when they started out. "Oh la-dee-dee, just who SHALL move that great big stone for us? We have absolutely no chance of getting to the body, but I guess we will just have to worry about that when we get there." If they really believed that the stone was still in place, they were on a complete fools errand. By a truly amazing stroke of luck however the tomb proved to be both open and empty, allowing them to immediately begin running about spreading the word that the tomb was empty, and on the third day as promised. Pure good fortune.
aglassdarkly wrote:
While I can say which is more obvious, out of the two options, the greater point is that the more obvious answer isn't always correct. Don't dodge the issue.
I am not the one who dodged the issue here, and no one is going to be fooled by your transparent attempt to continue to dodge it.
aglassdarkly wrote:
What's obvious to me is that Matthew 27:64 does not verify, as you claimed, that the disciples stole the body or that they spread a "rumor" that Jesus rose from the dead. Like hERICtic said, it wouldn't make sense for the biblical authors to explain how they fooled everyone... if they were still trying to fool people.
The "biblical authors," The authors of Gospels Mark, Luke and John at any rate, written decades after the time of Jesus, weren't trying to fool anyone because they were true believers just like you and not a party to a hoax or a lie. With nothing to hide they set down the details honestly as they understood them.
aglassdarkly wrote:
I hear silence on the obviousness of your previous claim. Matthew 27:64 does not verify, as you claimed, that the disciples stole the body or that they spread a "rumor" that Jesus rose from the dead.
The obvious solution to a missing corpse is that someone living took it. Matthew 27:64 gives us the obvious suspects. The priests believed at the time that the followers of Jesus intended to do that very thing. Even from our vantage point 2,000 years later, their suspicions make perfect sense, and the priests were actually there in that place at that time with a detailed understanding of the actual situation. .
aglassdarkly wrote:
And I noticed that you dodged my question.
I am rather infamous for "liking to hear myself talk" in my careful and detailed responses. In fact I did notice that I had missed one of your question in my previous post, and I went out of my way to provide a detailed answer. I NEVER dodge questions. State what question I have dodged and I will address it.
aglassdarkly wrote:
So you don't believe Matthew's account?
Given how much attention we have already paid to the story of the guard at the tomb, and it's obvious and overwhelming importance to the Christian claim that Jesus arose from the dead, it is very hard to reconcile Matthew's guard at the tomb story with the fact that none of the other Gospels mention it at all. This is particularly damming in light of the fact that the author of Gospel Luke, at least, was clearly aware of Gospel Matthew. And yet Gospel Luke makes no mention of any guard at the tomb. But of course the guard is CRUCIAL! Without the cover of the story of the guard at the tomb, the answer is immediately obvious to everyone. SOMEONE TOOK THE BODY! As I have now pointed out to you, even with the guard at the tomb the obvious answer for the missing corpse of Jesus is that it was the result of actions taken by the living, since corpses are by definition unable to take any actions at all. The followers of Jesus are the obvious suspects. In a twist of irony, by attempting to insert the cover story of the guard at the tomb, the author of Matthew has managed to confirm the obvious by providing us with chapter 27:64.
The only honest solution to the fact that the author of Gospel Luke chose so deliberately to omit the story of the guard, is that he simply knew for a fact that it was not true. The author of Gospel Luke also omitted Matthew's "Night of the Living Dead" tale (Matt.27:52-53). As, sensibly, did everyone else. The author of Gospel Matthew was prone to telling whoppers it seems. How much of what the author of Gospel Matthew wrote he actually believed himself is an excellent question. Did Joseph Smith actually believe the incredible nonsense HE wrote? The answer to that question depends on whether Joseph Smith was truly insane or simply a pathological liar and con man. But that is off of the subject. Back on subject, perhaps a little background on the origins of the canonical Gospel of Matthew are in order here.
The history of Gospel Matthew is actually quite suspicious. Papias along with his good friend Polycarp, in the second century, indicated that the apostle Matthew undertook to write a Gospel of Jesus Christ during the period in which Peter and Paul were supposed to be attempting to found a Christian church in Rome. This is given to be the period shortly before the great fire in Rome, which occurred in 64. Since it was known that the Gospel of Mark, as well as the other Gospels, was written sometime after 70, the Catholic Church, which only came into being in the fourth century, traditionally placed the Gospel of Matthew as the first book of the Gospels, Mark next, then Luke, with Gospel John clearly the last to be written. One problem though for a book written some few years prior to the Gospel of Mark. The Gospel of Matthew (canonical, found in all modern copies of the NT) contains within it virtually the entire Gospel of Mark, excluding mainly the "long ending" of Gospel Mark, verses 28:9-20, which are not found in the oldest manuscripts of Gospel Mark. How could the Gospel of Matthew contain the entire Gospel of Mark if the Gospel of Matthew was written PRIOR to the writing of Gospel Mark? And why would the apostle, an eyewitness, rely on the work of an individual, Mark, who clearly never even met Jesus?
Another and even greater problem with the authorship of Gospel Matthew occurs however. Papias also wrote:
"For Matthew composed the logia [sayings] in Hebrew style; but each recorded them as he was able."
And in fact both Polycarp and Eusebius also confirmed in their writings that the apostle Matthew wrote his gospel "in the language of the Jews." In other words in the Hebrew language, Aramaic. And that's a serious problem for determining the authorship of the canonical Gospel of Matthew, which was written in pure KOINE GREEK. All FOUR canonical Gospels are in fact written in pure Koine Greek, the common language of that time, and show no signs of translation. Pure unaltered Greek in pure Greek verse and idiom, with no indication of adjustments from the vastly more completed Aramaic. The document which the apostle Matthew was said to have written is now generally thought to have been the lost work known in ancient times as The Gospel of the Hebrews, a work written in Aramaic but which disappeared about the time of the formation of the Catholic Church in the fourth century. Only some few fragments of it exist today. So who wrote the Gospel According to Matthew contained in your Bible? NO ONE KNOWS! What is clear today is that it was written AFTER Gospel Mark. Gospel Matthew IS essentially Gospel Mark, with some material original to Matthew woven in. Gospel Luke contains elements of both Gospels Mark and Matthew, and was clearly written third. Bottom line, all of the Gospels were written anonymously decades after the fact, and NONE of them can be shown to have been first hand accounts for what they are describing.