Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
Your conspiracy theory includes bad analogies too, I see.
But let me ask (because I'm curious), do you believe Matthew 28:11 is true?
I have to ask because you've been fairly inconsistent with Matthew's account.
Matthew 28:11 depicts the guards reporting the the people who told them to guard the tomb... the priests. Even if they were Roman guards, they would have reported to the priests because, as you said, the Romans didn't care.
Matthew 28:
[11] Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the city, and shewed unto the chief priests all the things that were done.
Since you've asked; I think Matthew's account of the guard at the tomb is a fabrication from start to finish.
So you're arguing a point based on a passage you think is a lie?
Even if I concede that you're right (which you're not)... you're right, the passage somehow shows the resurrection was a hoax, but the passage is a lie, so your conclusion is about Matthew, not the resurrection.
More importantly, the passage doesn't support your claim that the guards were Jewish temple police. It makes much more sense that the guards were Roman... or at least that Matthew intended on the reader understanding the guards to be Roman.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
Now with that said; I have engaged you in a dialog that takes all four Gospels at face value.
Except when they disagree with your theory, right?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
My discussion with you has been completely consistent. The inconsistency you are referring to is the result of comments I have made to others in response to their specific inquiries about the viability of Gospel Matthew.
No, no. Without our debate, you have denied the accuracy of Matthew... in direct response to me. Let's not be revisionist.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
My discussion with you has been with the intention of establishing that, regardless of the story of the guard at the tomb, the disciples of Jesus are the obvious suspects for moving the body of Jesus and spreading the rumor of his resurrection from the dead.
You rely on the "obvious," which is as subjective as it gets. The obvious answer isn't always right. It's not always reliable. And it puts you into a question begging argument.
But even within the framework of being "obvious," your theory fails the smell test. I'd have to believe so many improbable and confusing things to buy your theory...
and we're just talking about if the apostles left Jesus' body in the tomb or not. We haven't even got to the good stuff yet.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
Matthew 28:11 depicts the guards reporting the the people who told them to guard the tomb... the priests. Even if they were Roman guards, they would have reported to the priests because, as you said, the Romans didn't care.
And you will notice, once again, as with every other instance in which the tomb guards are mentioned, the term "Roman" is no where used in conjunction with the guards.
Neither is the term "Jewish" or "temple police."
Apply your skepticism to your own theory.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
The guard reported to their superiors for instruction. Well of course they did! It was the obvious and in fact only course of action for Jewish guards to take. Roman guards would have had no reason to go to the Jewish priests at all, since Jewish priests had no power to, or hope of, protecting them.
1. You don't know that the priests would not have been able to protect the Roman guards.
2. If the guards were Roman, they were sent on a mission for the priests, so they reported back to the priests. Romans officials did not care... you said it yourself.
You're making arguments like you used to be a Roman guard and you know exactly what the proper procedures would have been and how the guards would have reacted. You weren't. And you don't.
Seriously? They told the guards "if you lie for us, we'll protect you from any fallout." It was a mutually beneficial deal. That's reason to protect them.
You really don't see that?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
Your tenacious insistence on holding on to the idea of a Roman guard is an excellent example of the power and strength of both your lifetime of religious indoctrination and Christian mythology in action.
Your ad hom reveals a weak argument.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
If the guards were Jewish "Temple Police," why does Matthew 28:12 refer to them as "soldiers?" If they were temple police, why did the priests have to bribe them (they were already doing all kinds of no-no's and it was their job to do what the priests say)?
Although officially priests, the Temple Police were an intensively trained and well regimented fighting force, whose vow to God was to protect the temple from desecration by non Jews with their lives.
Are the ever referred to as soldiers elsewhere?
And you didn't answer the second question: Why would the priests have needed to bride their own guards who would do whatever they asked anyway?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
And why would the temple police have feared the apathetic Roman officials for sleeping on the job (a job the Romans didn't care about)?
What did the priests ask Pilate to do? (Matt.27:64)
"Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the third day." And Pilate gave that command as requested. He commanded them to go out and make the tomb as sure as they could. His command, his order, had therefore been violated, according to the account in Gospel Matthew. The guard had failed in their duty. But as you point out, Pilate was apathetic about the entire affair. The priests would have had every reason to suppose they could mollify him if those responsible for failing to protect the tomb were the priests own men. They would have had no hope at all of protecting Roman guards however. Pilate himself would have had no say in protecting Roman guards for the crime of dereliction of duty and openly boasting of sleeping while on guard duty.
Oh gosh. So you don't think the guards were worried about the Roman officials at all? Then why the bribe? Why the offer of protection?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
So they're okay with not following the rules. Then why not have them check the tomb?
Never once have I accused the guard of not following orders.
Religious rules/laws, not their orders.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
I'd like to move on, so I can see what else your theory includes, but I want to be sure we're done here: Do you agree that Matthew 27:64 does not verify that the disciples stole the body or that they intentionally spread a "rumor" that Jesus rose from the dead?
You would like to move on, but you don't want to give an inch in the process. Because you have always assumed that the commonly portrayed Christian mythological story of the tomb being guarded by Roman soldiers is true and you would prefer not to give it up.
You've reduced my arguments to an assumption.
Straw man down!
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
I am now content that I have fully established my point. But continue on if you wish. It's your look of desperation and you can do as you want.
Considering how much criticism you've faced and how many objections have come up, I'm truly surprised that you are declaring victory. You haven't even provided support for your first claim (of many).
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
Your position is circular, so I don't blame you for dressing it up as a theory you found by being smarter than everyone else and looking very closely at the Gospel accounts. You are trying to validate and support your second premise, but it's just not there... at least not yet.
I don't believe that you fully understand the question of what is circular reasoning and what is not. Which is common.
I even charted it for you.
1. Jesus died.
2. It's obvious that he didn't come back to life.
Therefore, he didn't come back to life.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
The problem you are now running into, presumably for the first time in your life, is that the standard Christian mythological story of the origin of Christianity does not stand up to actual facts, reason, logic or critical analysis.
Haha.