Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
So you're arguing a point based on a passage you think is a lie?
Even if I concede that you're right (which you're not)... you're right, the passage somehow shows the resurrection was a hoax, but the passage is a lie, so your conclusion is about Matthew, not the resurrection.
IF we had agreed to exclude Gospel Matthew from the discussion based on the obvious tendencies of it's author to fabricate his claims, which you of course would never have agree to in the first place, then the remaining three Gospels are unanimous on a crucial point; the tomb was already open and empty at first light when the women went out to do honor to the body of Jesus. The obvious conclusion therefore is that someone living moved the body, and NOT that the body returned to life and left on it's own.
You use a lot of words to get back to your premise (which is also your conclusion [which is a logical fallacy {as I've noted multiple times, but you've consistently ignored}]): "duh, guys, it's obvious!"
Obvious doesn't mean correct.
First, let's consider the word "obvious." What does it mean, exactly?
ob-vi-ous [ob-vee-uhs] adjective
1.easily seen, recognized, or understood; open to view or knowledge; evident: an obvious advantage.
2.lacking in subtlety.
3.Obsolete . being or standing in the way.
So the meaning of the word "obvious" is, well, pretty obvious. It means to recognize something clearly. What the Gospels present clearly is a story of a group of supporters of a man who has been cruelly executed gaining control of the man's corpse, and then taking the corpse to a specific location, in this case a crypt or sepulchre, to be washed and prepared. Sometime later the sepulchre is secured by a group of armed guards, but ultimately the sepulchre later proves to be empty. The obvious conclusion therefore is that the sepulchre was already empty when it was secured by the guards because those in possession of the body had already moved it somewhere else.
There you go again, using a lot of words just to restate your conclusion (which is also your premise)... it's "obvious."
I can agree with you that the Gospel accounts are clear: three days after Jesus died, the tomb he was (you'd say "supposedly") buried in was empty. But the issue we are debating is whether that means there was never a body in there or if Jesus came back to life and escaped. All you have to say is: it's obvious.
Well, it's not. It may be obvious to you if you are assuming that resurrection is impossible. But that makes your argument circular.
You see, I keep trying to get you to describe exactly what happened in the couple days leading up to Jesus' death and the days that followed. But all I get from you is references to Matthew (which you don't believe) and accounts from the other Gospels (which you might not believe). I want you to explain those four days at the tomb... what you think happened, not what the Bible says. I want to understand your theory. Were there guards? Did the apostles plan to trick everyone? Did the apostles roll the stone to close the tomb the day Jesus died? Or did they leave it open? If they closed it, who opened it? Were people going to visit the tomb in the days following Jesus' death? Or did no one care? Did the women see an angel? I want to know what you think happened so we can accurately evaluate if it is the "obvious" alternative.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
But regarding Mark, Luke, and John, here's what I'd have to believe to buy your theory:
Jesus' friends prepared his body at the tomb, then openly loaded it (and 100 pounds of expensive fragrances) into a cart and wheeled it out of town on a day people were forbidden from working (which would have been conspicuous), but for some reason everyone thought the body was left in the tomb, and after three days the tomb was found open with no body and everyone freaked out thinking Jesus had come back to life!
Do you conceive of all of those many thousands of people standing as still as statues because it was a holy day? Or would they naturally have been moving about according to their needs as living breathing people tend to do as a matter of course? In what way would the group with the body of Jesus in a cart or wagon moving about in the crowd be any more conspicuous then any other group of people moving about in the crowd with carts loaded with their own traveling possessions and provisions?
Interestingly, when I argue:
A
B
C
D
E
And these arguments/observations are not contingent upon each other, but they all give independent support to the proposition: X...
And all you do is say:
No, B is wrong...
You've done very little to the argument. If I want, I can concede B and still have the combined strength of A, C, D, and E.
But I won't concede it. It would be noteworthy if a band of guys was guiding a Myrrh-laden cart from the tombs out of the city and on the road to Galilee.
But hey, I just want to point out that we are using facts and reason and logic and critical thinking to have this discussion, aren't we?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
Tired of the Nonsense wrote: In post 182
But there ARE historical accounts to guide me. Of the Roman system of military justice, Greek historian Polybius (Ca 200-118 B.C.) wrote:
"A court-martial composed of the tribunes immediately
sits to try him, and if he is found guilty, he is punished by
beating (fustuarium). This is carried out as follows. The tribune
takes a cudgel and lightly touches the condemned man with it,
whereupon all of the soldiers fall upon him with clubs and stones
and usually kill him in the camp itself. But even those who contrive
to escape are no better off. How indeed could they be? They are not
allowed to return to their homes, and none of their family would
dare to receive such a man into the house. Those who have fallen
into this misfortune are completely and finally ruined. The
optio and the decurio of the squadron are liable to the same
punishment if they fail to pass on the proper orders at the
proper moment to the patrols and the decurio of the next
squadron. The consequences of the extreme severity of this
penalty and the absolute impossibility of avoiding it is that
the night watches of the Roman army are faultlessly kept." (The
Rise of the Roman Empire, Polybius, Book VI, The Roman Military
System, sec. 37).
A Roman guard would have had no hope of being protected by a group of Jewish priests for the crime of sleeping on guard duty, and that is simply an obvious fact.
aglassdarkly wrote:
You think that's a good argument?
Yep! (argument provided above). As arguments go that's a pretty good one.
Yikes! Like I said, it doesn't even support your conclusion. All it says is: Roman soldiers get punished.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
You're using the writing of a historian who lived 200 years before the events of this debate. I wonder how much things change in 200 years... But that's not even important because this guy doesn't say anything in support of your position. The Roman officials DID NOT CARE ABOUT THE TOMB OR THE BODY OR ANY OF IT. You made that point. The soldiers were on loan to the priests. That's why they reported back to the priests in Matthew. The priests were reassuring the soldiers that if they lied about what happened at the tomb, they wouldn't be in trouble with their bosses. Plus, they might have been lying about being able to protect them. That would explain the bribe. And they probably would have been punished equally for coming up with a "giant-white-angel-did-it" story.
The modern American Uniform Code of Military Justice became effective in 1951, but military rules for the conduct of military personal dates back 238 years to 1775 and the Second Continental Congress. The crime of dereliction of duty is and always has been considered a major offence.
And American military punishments haven't changed since 1775? Is that what you're claiming? Or are you saying that the military hasn't changed it's procedures since 1775? Or are you simply pointing out that the military was established in 1775 and we still have a military, and some of the crimes are the same, so it's probably mostly the same across the board?
Plus, this information doesn't do anything for your argument!
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
Sleeping on guard duty is considered to be a very serious crime in any army because it has the potential of putting the entire force in jeopardy of being taken by surprise while defences are down and being destroyed in detail. This was certainly true of the Roman army 2,000 years ago (or 2,200 years ago for that matter). As the evidence I provided clearly establishes.
Your "evidence" doesn't say anything about punishment for sleeping. Your "evidence" doesn't say anything about rules and procedures for Roman soldiers in Jerusalem around 30AD.
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
Priest: Hey hey, don't go telling people about that angel stuff.
Guard: Up yours pal, that's what happened.
Priest: Is that what happened... now (throws bag of money)?
Guard: We could get in serious trouble for telling people we fell asleep on the job.
Priest: We won't complain, and you know your bosses don't care, but if it comes up we'll vouch for you.
Guard: I dunno.
Priest: Okay go tell everyone an angel did it and we'll call you liars and make a big fuss about it and your bosses WILL care.
Guard: What angel?
You are absolutely RIGHT! This makes no sense at all, does it? Especially if as you contend, that the guards were Roman soldiers, and all the priests had to do was insist that Pilate execute them for dereliction of duty and then explain to the Jewish nation that the Roman guards had been bribed by the disciples of Jesus and had been executed for their offence.
Yeah, that would have made a lot of sense... we're talking about Matthew's account, so you think it makes sense for the guards to run to the priests saying "bright light... angel... rock moved... earthquake... women... tomb is empty," and the priests' best course of action would have been to report them to Roman officials, insist they they die for getting beat by an angel and an earthquake, and then turn around and tell everyone the apostles bribed the guards?
And you don't think Roman officials would have had something to say about the angel and the earthquake story (which the priests wanted to be a secret)? You don't think the Roman officials would have made their execution public, including their far-fetched story (which was exactly what the priests didn't want)? You don't think the Roman officials would have clarified the issue when the priests started telling everyone the Roman guards took bribes from the apostles (ruining their story)?
Or do you think the priests would have told the Roman officials some kind of lie to get the guards killed? "They took money and let the body go!" And you don't think that would have caused an investigation (which is exactly what the priests would not have wanted)? And you don't think the Roman officials would have believed their contingent of guards over priests with motivation to fabricate a story?
This, however, makes sense:
Priest: Hey hey, don't go telling people about that angel stuff.
Guard: Up yours pal, that's what happened.
Priest: Is that what happened... now (throws bag of money)?
Guard: We could get in serious trouble for telling people we fell asleep on the job.
Priest: We won't complain, and you know your bosses don't care, but if it comes up we'll vouch for you.
Guard: I dunno.
Priest: Okay go tell everyone an angel did it and we'll call you liars and make a big fuss about it and your bosses WILL care.
Guard: What angel?
Tired of the Nonsense wrote:
aglassdarkly wrote:
It's hard for me to believe that after all the discussion we've had, you think I'm dodging your questions. Your questions don't advance the debate.
After all the discussion we have had you STILL have not answered the questions.
As I said, your questions don't advance the debate. I have addressed your arguments, because when it comes to reason, fact, and logic... only arguments matter. I have made the choice to contribute meaningful responses.