Daily laugh

[FinalEnigma]

Everybody likes to laugh, so I thought I'd amuse myself by starting a thread with the purpose of just posting whatever funny things you come across to brighten others' days just a little bit. So feel free to post away. it can be jokes, pictures, funny stories, anything that makes you laugh.

[Danmark]

[Excubis]

One I heard recently and love.

Schrodinger is driving along and gets pulled over. Cop comes to widow and ask's "Anything in the trunk?"

Schrodinger replies "Yes a Cat."

Cop "Huh"

Schrodinger "A cat."

Cop "Come pop the trunk I am going to have to take a look."

Trunk opens and there is a dead cat.

Cop "That cat is dead!!!!"

Schrodinger "Well now it is."

[Excubis]

I like this

[arian]

Question for debate-Why is this website called 'Debating Christianity and Religion'?

Because "Debating Stupid People" wouldn't have been civil.

OK, now that was funny. Good one Danmark.




-signed: X ___Stupid____

[arian]

I like this

I like it too, and I agree 100%, only you'll never get people from this debating site to do that, .. I've tried many times. So does that mean I'm the only one here whose not an asshole?

Yeeaaahh, .. I'm not an asshole, I'm not an asshole, .. may be dumb as shit, but I'm not an asshole! Eat pop assholes, .. ok, I can't spell either, so sue me?

Coffee anyone?

[arian]

One I heard recently and love.

Schrodinger is driving along and gets pulled over. Cop comes to widow and ask's "Anything in the trunk?"

Schrodinger replies "Yes a Cat."

Cop "Huh"

Schrodinger "A cat."

Cop "Come pop the trunk I am going to have to take a look."

Trunk opens and there is a dead cat.

Cop "That cat is dead!!!!"

Schrodinger "Well now it is."

I don't get it, .. it flew right over my head into infinity.

[arian]

Hey, .. I don't see the brown???

No problem, I could just see Clepto, .. I mean Creflo Dollar on TBN showing this chart to his TV audience: "As you can see here on this heaah chart, your donations count helping the poor sick and needy, it went right off the chart!"

[Peds nurse]

For Christmas, I bought David (my husband) an Amazon Echo. It's basically a Bluetooth speaker that is voice activated. Her name is Alexa. You can say, "Alexa, what is the weather," and she will tell you the local weather, and other info.

So, today I was in our room making the bed, and David comes walking in. He says, "Alexa, turn Sherry on." Now, I am thinking to myself, that technology is pretty advanced, but I'm not feeling particularly romantic at the moment, and if Alexa can pull this off..there are going to be a lot of very happy husband's in the future. Come to find out, all my worries were laid to rest when I found out he programmed my light to come on!

[Zzyzx]

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[Replying to post 514 by Peds nurse]

You had a great chance for a practical joke -- if you had immediately acted really turned-on and said "I don't know what came over me all of a sudden."

If Alexia could pull off that trick perhaps it wouldn't be restricted to husbands and wives?

[Tired of the Nonsense]

Adam was talking to God one day, and he told God, "You know, I'm really lonely. There's no one here but you for me to talk to. Couldn't you create me a companion?"

And God said unto Adam, " I could create you a woman. I will make her very beautiful and very sexy. Also very witty and fun to be around. And she will fulfill your every need. She will care for you and and fill all of your days with joy and happiness. She will cost you an arm and a leg however."

And Adam replied, "An arm and a leg seems a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"