Does otseng weigh the same as a duck?

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Does otseng weigh the same as a duck?

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How long's that contact button been there neath our names?

I noticed it just now, and I'd comment about being a curious me, but I'll have to hold of on that til I find out how long it's been there.

But anyway, if ya click it, it'll carry that post into a private message, and I'm here to tell it, that's the surest sign of magic there ever was. I mean, it won't make a mule dance the merengue, but it's magic all the same.

I used to'd copy and paste the proper link, then copy and paste the conversation, fussing who saids to what's said, then tell what I had to tell.

And here it is, one button to rule em all!

Someone please lie to me and say it just got put in today :wave:

otseng, if ya read this, and using this handy dandy contact feature, please let me know if ya weigh the same as a duck.
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[Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!

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otseng wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:07 pm [Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!
Notice, observer, otseng never mentions ducks, weights, or how they might apply :wave:
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Peace to you both!
JoeyKnothead wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:51 pm
otseng wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:07 pm [Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!
Notice, observer, otseng never mentions ducks, weights, or how they might apply :wave:
I cry fowl.

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JoeyKnothead wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:51 pm
otseng wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:07 pm [Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!
Notice, observer, otseng never mentions ducks, weights, or how they might apply :wave:
I'm good at ducking issues.

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tam wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:12 pm Peace to you both!
JoeyKnothead wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:51 pm
otseng wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:07 pm [Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!
Notice, observer, otseng never mentions ducks, weights, or how they might apply :wave:
I cry fowl.
Lol

That's why you're my favorite.
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otseng wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:54 am
JoeyKnothead wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:51 pm
otseng wrote: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:07 pm [Replying to JoeyKnothead in post #1]

Oh wow. I never knew about that either!
Notice, observer, otseng never mentions ducks, weights, or how they might apply :wave:
I'm good at ducking issues.
I got nothing but the misery of defeat :)
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JoeyKnothead wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:26 pm I got nothing but the misery of defeat :)
You're quacking up here, son...

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Diagoras wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:24 pm
JoeyKnothead wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:26 pm I got nothing but the misery of defeat :)
You're quacking up here, son...
If I ain't just excuse making, I've never been good at making puns. I think my mind works too literally.

I remember being in school that time there, and Teach asked if I understood the notion, "Reading between the lines?"

"Sure I do", I replied with confidence, "they mighta writ em something real little there."

"Why don't we count our chickens before they hatch? "

"Might break an egg."

My stupidity's only exceeded by my dooficity :wave:
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JoeyKnothead wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:57 pmI've never been good at making puns.
I don't do puns without another joke as the meat; puns are more of a finishing sauce.

As an example, someone on another forum posted Trumpgret in the Word of the Day thread, with the following definition:

Regret or remorse for having voted for Donal Trump.

So I said:

"Oh dear. I've been using this word wrong..."

And I posted this.

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This is a good example of a fowl joke that nonetheless doesn't have that unpleasant fishy aftertaste.

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