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The Zombie Invasion of Jerusalem

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The gospel of Matthew 27:51-53 tells us what happened right after Jesus Christ died:
  • Then, behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth quaked, and the rocks were split, and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the graves after His resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many.
Let's think about how monumental an event this must have been. Dead and rotting corpses rose up through the rocks and dirt of their graves and descended on the city of Jerusalem. The news of such an event (unprecedented in the history of the world) must have spread throughout the Roman Empire like wildfire. It was possible to die, rot in the ground and then return to life! Next to alien contact I can't think of a more electrifying event which could occur.

So why is there no secular record of this? No contemporary historian knows anything about it. There is no Roman record of it. Did Pontius Pilate not think it worth mentioning in his correspondence with Rome? There is no word on what happened to these zombies either. Did they live for a while and die again later? How did they walk around with ruined bodies? Did anyone bother to examine them? It's almost like the story is complete fiction. But the Bible doesn't lie, does it?
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marco wrote:If it is fiction, it indicates Matthew was lying. That is problematic.
If Matthew just made it up and intended his readers to accept it as historical then, yes, it indicated Matthew was lying and that is problematic.
Apocalyptic symbolism requires symbols.
Mike Licona has argued there are indicators of apocalyptic symbolism. The torn veil, earthquakes etc. See the link in my post to rikuoamero.
The narration is in the actual context of what was taking place at the time; it is not a dream sequence or a vision of things to come. So this suggestion doesn't work, unless Matthew was having a breakdown.
Although I think the argument that Matthew seems to be reporting events that have occurred rather than events to come is one of the stronger arguments against the apocalyptic view, I'm not sure it is decisive. Apocalyptic genre did not necessarily need to be in a dream sequence or a vision of things to come.
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JehovahsWitness wrote:
RedEye wrote:
The mechanics or dynamics of his escape have unfortunately not been included in the biblical accounts but we've got a clue in the angel or angels who suddeny turned up inside the tomb, just to sit. They must have had a purpose and it was surely to free the emerging Jesus.
But they left him naked so he could flash the women a bit later, right?
No, the Bible account never speaks of Jesus appearing naked in public.
So he was tightly wrapped in linen cloth (the "shroud") by Joseph of Arimathea, the angels released him from the tomb and later he appeared fully clothed to the two Marys. So where did his new clothes come from? Did he steal them? Did the angel(s) bring down a robe and sandals for him from his wardrobe in heaven?
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[Replying to post 31 by RedEye]

Make of it what you will. My post is I believe relevant in view of your question below.
RedEye wrote: But they left him naked so he [Jesus] could flash the women a bit later, right?
Emphasis MINE


You asked a question and to clarify my input is as follows:
  • I have seen no explicit statement that Jesus ever appeared naked in public in the bible canon.
    The bible account also makes no explicit mention of Jesus exposing his genitals to women.
I have nothing to add at this moment in time and have given no other input on the subject.


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[Replying to post 29 by Goose]
The apocalyptic claims that some Jews rose from the dead would have been of little to no interest to Roman historians like Tacitus.
Work with me here. Picture the scene in your head. Jesus has been crucified. Dead people have left their graves, and after hanging around for a couple of days, they go into Jerusalem, a major city and into the temple.
For this story to be true, there would have to be something that differentiates them from normal living people of the time. So maybe they were Romero zombies, or maybe something else.

Now please explain why, in this scene...ONLY the author of Gospel Matthew writes about it. No-one else. Explain why Romans, who are not all patriots who don't want to embarrass the empire (I have already pointed out to you Roman/Greek historians like Polybius who were willing to write about defeats of the Roman military), would have either taken no notice of a crowd of previously dead people, or taken notice and yet decided not to write about it.

When I try to square this story with reality, with how I know people operate...it falls apart. There is no way for something like this to have gone unnoticed.
We can only speculate. My answer to this question would be because other Christian sources recognized this was apocalyptic symbolism used by Matthew intended to make a theological point to his audience. Mike Licona has argued along these lines.
So then it's not a historical event, like say JFK's assassination, or the fall of the Berlin Wall, or the Iraq War or the election of Trump? It's not something that actually happened in space-time, like any other event you or I could care to name?
Well I dont think the Romans cared much at all about the miracle claims of trouble making Jews in a backwater region like Judea.
Precisely my stance, so therefore your attempt to claim that Romans would have debunked it for not being true is a red herring from you.
But your question here seems to run against what you said a moment ago. You seemed to be suggesting that a bunch of previously dead people leaving their graves would be of great interest to people back then.
Yes, if it had actually happened. If it had NOT happened, no Roman would have cared to try to debunk it, seeing as how the only mention of it would have been Gospel Matthew, written decades after the 'event' in question. Do you know any modern historians who go out of their way to debunk magical claims of small, fringe, newly formed cults that exist out in the backwaters?
And by people, presumably, you mean Romans among others. Indeed if the event were tied to Jesus wouldnt we expect Roman sources to deny the raising of the Saints if they had reason to doubt it?
Why would they deny it? I've already pointed out to you that Romans and Greeks had no problem talking about things that are embarrassing to them and to their nations. Do you think Romans existed as a monolith, all of one mind?
What you now have to explain is this seeming conspiracy by all those who would have noticed the risen dead, and then chosen not to write about it. You've made your position that much harder.
Where are all the Roman sources denying this event?
Precisely my point. Why are you adopting a denial of the naysayer argument? That's my position, not yours.
My point here is not that this is a good argument but on the contrary this type of argument from silence is quite weak and easy to assert.
I'm afraid you've lost me completely here. If you're on my side, if you're now saying there's no reason for (Roman) historians to have cared about the risen dead claims, then an argument from silence works.
So what is the problem for you re: argument of silence? You've just proposed one! One I agree with! Either the Romans heard about the risen dead wandering into a major temple (Jerusalem was not a backwater by the way, Tacitus estimated a population of about 600,000 while Josephus says as many as a million were killed during the rebellions of 70 AD) and didn't witness it themselves, which doesn't make sense, as how do the rulers of a major city not notice something like this; or the Romans did see the risen dead but didn't write about it because of some conspiracy to hide the 'truth'.
Or...maybe there was nothing written because there was nothing to write about. Argument from silence.
What do you mean by anyone in the city? You do realize there was a very low literacy rate back then, right? There would have been few people with the ability to write about the event.
But the number is not zero. This would have been a major event, something on par with Jesus himself rising from the dead.
Okay, and? We have numerous events from antiquity that strike us today as quite noteworthy yet for some reason no eyewitness account has come down to us.
Are you comparing these events with people leaving their graves?
alked about it sure. But would they have written about it? And this all depends upon how many Saints were raised and who they appeared to. If it was only a handful of resurrections and they appeared to a relatively small number of people Im not sure there would be many people talking about it. I think on the contrary anyone who had seen the resurrected Saints would have kept quiet about it perhaps only speaking of it in trusted sympathetic circles. Think of the ridicule that might follow if one just ran through the streets of Jerusalem declaring the Saints had risen.
Pull the other one. What reason would the author of Gospel Matthew have for including it as a supposed historical event in space time, if it was something small, easily missed, unnoticeable and not written about?
If you're thinking of the ridicule that would have occurred, need I remind you that the fledgling Christian sect was around then, making plenty of other tall claims? The risen dead would have been just one among many, no reason to feel particularly embarrassed about that one as opposed to any of the others, like their leader had conjured food or walked through walls or healed the sick.
How about you pick any other religion or cult that makes tall claims that you personally think are ridiculous, and then come back and explain why those people made those claims anyway even when facing mocking?
I think the assumption these were zombie-like bodies roaming around Jerusalem is a particularly unsophisticated view. It fails to take into account the context of the nature of Jesus resurrected body and the Jewish understanding of the resurrection of the dead.
What the claim itself fails to take into account is the real world, where bodies that go into tombs and graves typically end up rotting. If you're now arguing that these bodies didn't look like shambling mindless corpses a la Romero movies, what did they look like? Were they indistinguishable from living people? Something else in between? How would the author of Gospel Matthew or his unknown sources (if any) have been able to tell that these people had left their graves?
Although I think there are good reasons for holding the view Matthew meant this to be understood as historical, Im not absolutely sure that was Matthews intended meaning. I merely meant that is one possible understanding.
Why even argue it is historical at all, when it's so far fetched and so poorly sourced?
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JehovahsWitness wrote:

It was I believe relevant to the general discussion of Jesus exposing his genitalia to women, to refer to any textual precedent, which is why I made the following point, in answers to the question. Namely...
JehovahsWitness wrote: The Bible account never speaks of Jesus appearing naked in public.

This would be a wonderful defence for all first offenders JW. The fact remains that we are told Jesus had discarded his funeral vestments. The question of what he was wearing is relevant. What he wore in pre-death days isn't too relevant since he would then have had a choice of garment whereas in the sepulchre there would be no wardrobe, one supposes.

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[Replying to post 33 by rikuoamero]
How would the author of Gospel Matthew or his unknown sources (if any) have been able to tell that these people had left their graves?
To answer my own question - they wouldn't have been able to tell. Jewish culture at the time basically forbade being in a graveyard (or the cultural equivalent), especially during Passover. So which living Jews would have been hanging around the Jewish equivalent of a graveyard to see the dead saints rising from their graves/tombs, and then, a couple of days later, see them travel to the city, to the temple? In order for them to say that, they'd have to admit to being incredibly unclean during their holiest holiday, so here is a reason for why that person (or persons) would have stayed silent!
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rikuoamero wrote:Now please explain why, in this scene...ONLY the author of Gospel Matthew writes about it. No-one else.
The fact that someone (Matthew) wrote about it at all is quite remarkable when we consider the paltry amount of sources that wrote in detail about events from the time of Christ and region of Judea. Look at it this way, twenty-five percent of the ancient biographies which narrate events of the time and region report on this particular event. Its all a matter of perspective.
Explain why Romans, who are not all patriots who don't want to embarrass the empire (I have already pointed out to you Roman/Greek historians like Polybius who were willing to write about defeats of the Roman military), would have either taken no notice of a crowd of previously dead people, or taken notice and yet decided not to write about it.
Which Romans would have written about it? The only Roman historian Im aware of who says much at all about anything that happened in first century Judea is Tacitus. Why would he write about such a claim?
There is no way for something like this to have gone unnoticed.
Assuming the historical position for a moment, it didnt go unnoticed. Matthew records it.
So then it's not a historical event, like say JFK's assassination, or the fall of the Berlin Wall, or the Iraq War or the election of Trump? It's not something that actually happened in space-time, like any other event you or I could care to name?
Correct. The apocalyptic symbolism view holds that Matthew did not intend for his readers to understand this as an historical event which took place in space-time. This view would help explain why no previous Christian writers report the event. It also explains why subsequent Christian writers familiar with Matthew do not repeat the event. Assuming of course later writers familiar with Matthew recognized Matthews intent to reveal a theological point here rather than an attempt to record actual history.
Well I dont think the Romans cared much at all about the miracle claims of trouble making Jews in a backwater region like Judea.
Precisely my stance, so therefore your attempt to claim that Romans would have debunked it for not being true is a red herring from you.
Well if that is precisely your stance then why on earth would you expect Roman historians like Tacitus to write about it?
Yes, if it had actually happened. If it had NOT happened, no Roman would have cared to try to debunk it, seeing as how the only mention of it would have been Gospel Matthew, written decades after the 'event' in question. Do you know any modern historians who go out of their way to debunk magical claims of small, fringe, newly formed cults that exist out in the backwaters?
Im not sure why you think a Roman wouldnt want to debunk a resurrection claim made by Jews. Tacitus seems fairly eager to discredit Christianity and clearly he did not endorse the miracle claims made by Christians.
Why would they deny it? I've already pointed out to you that Romans and Greeks had no problem talking about things that are embarrassing to them and to their nations. Do you think Romans existed as a monolith, all of one mind?
Romans might want to deny it for the same reason they crucified Jesus. The Christian movement represented a potential threat to Roman rule.
What you now have to explain is this seeming conspiracy by all those who would have noticed the risen dead, and then chosen not to write about it. You've made your position that much harder.
Im not assuming a Roman would have noticed the risen dead. Im only assuming some Roman may have heard about it.
Precisely my point. Why are you adopting a denial of the naysayer argument? That's my position, not yours.
Your missing the point of my argument from silence here. Im attempting to show you how poor an argument from silence is and how it can cut both ways.
If you're on my side, if you're now saying there's no reason for (Roman) historians to have cared about the risen dead claims, then an argument from silence works.
How on earth do you figure the argument from silence works if we have no reason to expect Roman historians to report the resurrection claims made by Jews in the first place? Youve undermined your whole argument.
So what is the problem for you re: argument of silence?
The main problem with an argument from silence is that there are any number of reasons why an author would fail to mention something. The argument is strengthened by when it can be shown which author should have mentioned the event/person, in which work it should have been mentioned, and why it should have been mentioned there. Simply saying, Well golly gee whiz it was such an amazing event more people should have written about it isnt a particularly compelling argument.
Either the Romans heard about the risen dead wandering into a major temple (Jerusalem was not a backwater by the way, Tacitus estimated a population of about 600,000 while Josephus says as many as a million were killed during the rebellions of 70 AD) and didn't witness it themselves, which doesn't make sense, as how do the rulers of a major city not notice something like this; or the Romans did see the risen dead but didn't write about it because of some conspiracy to hide the 'truth'.
First, Ill take your minor contention that Jerusalem was not a backwater by the way. I argued Judea was a backwater province.

Judaea was a third-class province, which meant that it was so unimportant in terms of revenue, that it was not necessary to have it governed by a man of the senatorial order. A man from the order of the knights was sufficient. It was also unimportant in terms of extent: when it was created, it measured only 150 km north to south and 70 km east to west. " source

Rome was not interested in Judea... " source

To your main point. Probably the former, the Saints did not show themselves to the Roman authorities, just as Jesus didnt. I mean why would they? And which Romans living in Jerusalem at the time are you suggesting as potential authors anyway? And why then, would that Roman only write about some allegedly risen Jews? Because thats what your argument entails, that some unknown Roman would decide to write an account of resurrected Jews.
But the number is not zero.
No the number of literate people in Jerusalem would not have been zero. It would, however, have been prohibitively low enough to prevent you from making your argument that anyone in the city could have written about the resurrected Jews.
This would have been a major event, something on par with Jesus himself rising from the dead.
You are once again assuming a grand scale resurrection. A zombie-like invasion overtaking the entire city of Jerusalem. There is no reason to assume this large scale. It could have been merely a handful of resurrected Jews who appeared to a handful of select Jews. Something like Jesus resurrection appearances.
Are you comparing these events with people leaving their graves?
In terms of these events being noteworthy? Yes. You dont think, for example, the assassination of Julius Caesar was noteworthy? It happened in plain view of the entire senate and yet no one thought to write a firsthand account.
What reason would the author of Gospel Matthew have for including it as a supposed historical event in space time, if it was something small, easily missed, unnoticeable and not written about?
Because it carried a theological significance in Matthews view.
If you're thinking of the ridicule that would have occurred, need I remind you that the fledgling Christian sect was around then, making plenty of other tall claims? The risen dead would have been just one among many, no reason to feel particularly embarrassed about that one as opposed to any of the others, like their leader had conjured food or walked through walls or healed the sick.
Yes but notice the claim regarding the risen Saints reported by Matthew is absent from the preaching of the early disciples. I think that is a good reason to think the early Christians did not hold to a historical resurrection of these Saints.
How about you pick any other religion or cult that makes tall claims that you personally think are ridiculous, and then come back and explain why those people made those claims anyway even when facing mocking?
No thanks. I dont play go fetch a Red Herring.
What the claim itself fails to take into account is the real world, where bodies that go into tombs and graves typically end up rotting.
Granted. But this Zombie apocalypse characterization fails to take into account how the ancient Jews understood the nature of the resurrected body. At the general resurrection a miracle occurred where the dead wear given new supernatural bodies. The Jews did not envision a night of the living dead scenario.
If you're now arguing that these bodies didn't look like shambling mindless corpses a la Romero movies, what did they look like?
In Matthews view, probably something like the risen Jesus.
Were they indistinguishable from living people?
Probably not.
How would the author of Gospel Matthew or his unknown sources (if any) have been able to tell that these people had left their graves?
The tombs would have been empty. The resurrected Saints could have identified themselves to those they appeared to as Jesus did.
Why even argue it is historical at all, when it's so far fetched and so poorly sourced?
Well like I said, I think there are good reasons to think Matthew meant this to be historical such as his statement that the saints were seen. But I also think there are good reasons to accept the apocalyptic symbolism view as well. Im personally undecided. And you dont seem to be able to shed any insightful light on the issue aside from stating your personal incredulity.
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I made no defence I have simply pointed out a fact. As long as that fact is relevant to the topic, I don't believe I am in violation of forum guidelines.

I've made no assumptions or claims or conclusions.
RedEye wrote: But they left him naked so he [Jesus] could flash the women a bit later, right?
Emphasis MINE
JehovahsWitness wrote:
  • I have seen no explicit statement that Jesus ever appeared naked in public in the bible canon.

    The bible account also makes no explicit mention of Jesus exposing his genitals to women.


If you or someone else would like to build a case for Jesus being a sexual pervert I will leave them to it. You seem extraordinarily eloquent so I'm sure if that be your pleasure you could build a case for his exposing his genitilia to women.

Wasn't there also an account of him taking children into his arms?



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Wow, some posters here really DO believe the zombie event !
I am truly astonished.

Believer : "OMG ! I just heard that an alien space-craft destroyed the White House with a laser beam !"

Sceptic : "Wow ... wait ... there is no mention of that on the TV news, there's nothing on the radio, no web-site says anything about it, no forum shows any comments. It can't be true."

Believer : "Bah ! that's just an argument from silence - it's completely true !"

What a strange forum this is.

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I understand that there are some translation issues with this passage, but let us assume for the moment that Redeye has given us the accurate translation.

It would seem that our acceptance or rejection of this account depends at least in part on which version of the account we are considering. There is the anti-Christian version, put forth by Redeye and various other posters in this thread, and then there is the account provided by the author of Matthew (without ignoring the debate about the Gospels authorship, Im just going to call him Matthew for this thread).

Anti-Christians talk about zombies, which were first a form of culture based and drug induced slavery in the Caribbean, and later a cinematic allegory for modern consumerism.
Matthew had no concept of zombies.

Anti-Christians create a variety of details, such as rotting the flesh and the like, and seem to believe the things they have imagined should be taken as factual parts of the story.
Matthew provides almost no details, presenting an event that was primarily symbolic in its importance.

Anti-Christians argue that everyone who heard of this event must have instantly believed it and continued to report it.
Matthew left open the (imo more reasonable) possibility that those who heard this story dismissed it as a ghost story and gave it no credence.

Anti-Christians present a massive invasion.
Matthew said that there were polla (many), a Greek word that can refer to any number larger than two.

Anti-Christians view this as a monumental event that should have been well known and discussed.
Matthew viewed this as an event that affected so few people that it was a side note mentioned only in passing. The number of people affected was so small that the event had to share a sentence with news of a piece of cloth being torn.

The anti-Christian version of the story seems hard to believe.
Matthews version is less so.
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