From the OP:
Imagine this: Satan and the Antichrist, against all expectations, have triumphed over the Abrahamitic god, Jesus and the Holy Spirit in the last Battle of Armageddon.
To hear a bunch of 'em tell it, they're on their way to victory as we speak.
Our Trinity is not neccessarily dead, but ruined and toppled from its place of Power.
I never saw it as having much power to begin with, except for the power of religious zealots to impose their superstitions and unfounded beliefs onto others.
How do the Abrahamitic god, Jesus and the Holy Spirit feel now, that the unthinkable happened?
I 'magine they're gonna be at least a little bit upset.
What will Satan and the Antichrist do now that their greatest triumph is accomplished?
Sunday alcohol sales!
What will their minions do and what will the other humans still on earth do?
Sunday marijuana sales!
What will the surviving angels and demons do?
Organize into opposing camps, just like humans are wont to do.
And what happens to the "true christians" that descended to heaven on the first day of tribulation?
They're out of our hair, and our bedrooms!
Will they be kicked out now that evil has won?
Naw, let's keep 'em where they can't continue to oppress others with their holier-than-thou attitudes.
I might be Teddy Roosevelt, but I ain't.
-Punkinhead Martin
