Sorry, Mr. Jesus, but we have no evidence that the Noachian flood in Genesis ever happened. Today geologists know better than to believe such fables. You are ignorant of that fact. How can you know how to grant people eternal life when you don't know the basics of the world you presumably created?For as the days of Noah were, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day Noah entered the ark, and they knew nothing until the flood came and swept them all away, so too will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Anyway, while I wait for the apologists here to try to slip out of this sticky wicket, let me offer some lubricant of my own to help them. First, we can always interpret figuratively what Jesus said about the flood. A literal interpretation will result in seeing an error in the Bible, and to avoid that unacceptable conclusion we can say that Noah and the flood Jesus spoke of are metaphors.
Another way out is to insist that Jesus was right and that there was a historical Noah and a worldwide flood. Apologists can get busy writing books about how wrong geologists are.
Finally, we might even admit that Jesus was wrong, but he had good reason to be wrong. When he came down to the earth from heaven, he had to leave behind some of that omniscience. God couldn't manage to stuff all the knowledge of the cosmos into that little human head! Jesus could manage to save the world without knowing his geology, so such knowledge was dispensed with as unimportant for the duration of his time on earth. Not to worry, though, because Jesus remembered all he forgot on earth when he got back to heaven.
Obviously, most people won't buy these arguments, but these apologetics should be helpful in keeping the faithful assured that Jesus, as God on earth, fulfilled his mission perfectly!


